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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:00 am

All those little snack crackers, shut up in those little boxes. It is deplorable. Free The Goldfish.

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The person below me eats crackers in bed.
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Postby alexrose » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:53 am

Yes...but you know as they say: Man (person) who eats crackers in bed haa a crummy sleep.
Well, that was changed a bit for purpose sake.

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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:03 am

I do now. Google [Russian Torture] click "I'm feeling Lucky" and Viola!

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The person below me thinks that looking things up with Google is cheating

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Postby alexrose » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:08 am

Only if you get the right answer.

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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:59 am

Only under controlled lab conditions.

The person below me has just killed the last linkadore and disposed of the remains by dissolving them in a mixture of hypochloric and hydrochloric acid.
Onward noodly pirates!
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Postby bubblegumgirl » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:27 am

How did you know that was my drink of choice. Great with salt and Lime, or my new favourite, the lemon drop. lemon dipped in sugar goes great with my morning shot of tequila.

The person below me has never had a tequila shot.
"Yes Marge, in Theory, in theory communism works." Homer Simpson

"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

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Postby boghog » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:06 pm

I had one hanged, drawn and quartered once, but never shot.

The person below me got the inside of their eyeballs tattooed so they'd be the only one who could see it.
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!

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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:42 pm

If you could see all the filthy stuff I've saved you from being exposed to, you'd probably punch me right in the nose!

The person below me has an olfactory tatoo.
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:04 pm

Yeah, but I can no longer smell the darn thing. Too many years of being a lab-student, and NOT being cautious about acid-fumes .... nowadays, the only thing I can smell is the cat-litter-box. When it REALLY, really, really needs to be changed ... *bleah*

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:48 pm

how dare you forget to mention the oregano! no fried worm is complete without oregano!

the person below me bursts into broadway songs while in public stalls.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:45 pm

*with a nice, hollow-booming slight echo effect*

"Give my regards to Broadway!

Remember me to harold square!"

Something, something, something, Broadway!"

mumble-mumble-mumble ..... *song trails off when awareness of the odd looks penetrates *

The person below me passes the time on Long Trips by singing Show Tunes - looking for a Sure Thing*

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Postby bubblegumgirl » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:53 pm

I pass the time during short trips as well, No walk to the corner shop is complete without a boombing rendition of all your favourites.

The person below me has an overwhelming urge to hide under their desk with their hands over their ears mumbling over and over again. "Oh no, not this again".
"Yes Marge, in Theory, in theory communism works." Homer Simpson



"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"



"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."



"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:55 pm

actually its: "oh no I've said too much... I haven't said enough. thats me in the corner. that's me in the spot. light. losing my religion. trying to keep. up. summin. and I don't know if I can do it... oh no I've said too much"

the person below me has the tendancy to take the choruses to songs and turn them into loops.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby bubblegumgirl » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:59 pm

They're the only part of the song I can remember, I ezpecially have trouble when it comes to disney songs...

'A whole new world.... A whole new world...A whole new world... Wont you see a whole new world with me...A whole new world'

The person below my gets freaked out everytime someone says the word 'Levitate'
"Yes Marge, in Theory, in theory communism works." Homer Simpson



"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"



"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."



"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:02 pm

you try acting normal when your entire 4th grade experience was comprised of people randomly whispereing "leev-ah-tat-ey" in your ear!

the person below me gets pissed off whenever anyone mentions the use of any senses (sight, hearing, feeling ect.)
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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