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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:45 pm

They're sneaky little buggers. You have to watch 'em all the time, or they will get you.

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Postby Swatopluk » Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:56 pm

Say hello to our new librarian!

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:56 pm

did it already. but he wouldn't stop shitting everywhere, so i had to give him back to the zoo.

the person below me is Bocardi, not Cola.
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Postby Swatopluk » Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:16 pm

Bacardi on the Rocks?

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:37 pm

me and my friends have a league already. we're just trying to get recognized.

the person below me has MPD, but all of his personalities are celebrities.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:07 pm

Thankyou....thankyouverymuch

(he was talking to ME, you dolt, so shut up.

no, YOU shutup. *slap*)

Okay, we're-I-mean, I'm all better now.

The person below me has a secret stash of old B-movies under the sofa - on 16mm reels - on celuloid. And is deathly aftaid of them exploding at any time....

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:10 pm

I would notify the FBI, but I think they'd just shoot me.

the person below me is part of the FBI, and shoots people.

(oh shit!)
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Postby alexrose » Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:18 pm

Pfft. Who do you think made them hide under the bed in the first place?

The person below me does not own a pair of matching socks.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:18 pm

actually its funkmonsters. you don't want to see godzilla in striped pantaloons.

the person below me talks loudly on his cell phone about digestive problems while using a public urinal.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:32 pm

OH MY, THE THINGS I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT INDIGESTION...Pardon me while I whizz.

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Postby alexrose » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:08 am

No need. There exists no chore that cannot be completed with duct tape, plain and simple.

The person below me loiters outside liquor stores in hopes of selling alcohol to underage persons.

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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:17 am

It's a living.

The person below me IS one of those underage drinkers ... wanna buy a drink?

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Postby bubblegumgirl » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:41 am

Well, if I was in the states then yes I most likely would be (For another month)... But thank god in the good ole land of my own imagination (Australia) The legal age is 18.

The person below me has no interest whatsoever in what I just said.
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Postby alexrose » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:49 am

In some states you can't drink till your 21. Which is crazy. You can go to war and get killed, but you can't have a drink.
So, maybe a little interested, maybe.

The person below me did not so much as sip an alcoholic beverage before they were of legal age (whatever that might have been).

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Postby bubblegumgirl » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:54 am

Well I could say that was true... But then I would be lying. Unless I pretend that they were all of the non alcoholic kind, which they were. :wink:

The person below me feels sorry for the goldfish, and has started a petition to set them all free.
"Yes Marge, in Theory, in theory communism works." Homer Simpson



"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"



"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."



"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."


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