The Person Below Me

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Nope, still not airwick. I am, however, a bit thirsty.

The person below me is not below me.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Only if I'm at the top of the non-existent hierarchy *AHEMJosephStalin*.

The person below me goes pale with terror at the sight of a spinning top.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Of course. Stalin was a socialist. I didn't say he TOLD anyone. I didn't know Lenin personally, so I can't speak for him like I can for Stalin.
Forget I said that.
Well, to get to Stalin, I'd need a bit of political finesse, now wouldn't I?
Despite that, I don't know which is which when it comes to Democrats and Republicans. I honestly couldn't care less.

The person below me knows about the communist party in America.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

At least until I make it.

The person below me will never make it, no matter how much more they fake it.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

At least i swiped a Loose Cannon a number of times.

The person below me knows i stole loose canins , no matter how much i deny it.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Noe antee-poirit, oi not bae a canin theev.

Tha parsin baeloe mae doe'n't undaerstant wad **** oev maens, aarrrrggghh.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Lasting pest.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Wrong thread there ET. I'll try anyways:
Nope, I'm no pest! At least not in MY opinion . . .

The person below me likes to chew on those pennies found between the couch cushions when they are deep in thought.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Wrong thread there ET. I'll try lying again:
Nope, I'm a pest but also tha Loose Cannon feef ! in MY opinion I am feefing pest .

blah blah blah.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Still not a canon thief, although at the moment I am playing "The Person Below Me".

The person below me needs to learn the difference between "Deposits" and "Withdrawals" before it's too late.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Still a canon thief froo an froo , although at the moment I am going ta steel a cannon and go speeding wiff et ".

The person below me needs to hide thare cannons frum me before it's too late.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

I'm getting tired of writing it. I'l just abbreviate it to ISNACT.

The person below me realizes the need to construct additional pylons.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Wow, how accurate!

The person below me can't decide whether this statement is true.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

I've read a bit. I wouldn't say, "really", though.

The person below me needs an arsjustment.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Tha pursson a buv me haz u hextra arsj wear hiz hed iz ment 2 b.


Tha purson b'low me prolaby iz jest u oardinnary arsj.