The Person Below Me

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Go away landlubber!

The person below me is below me in more ways than one.

Please take that out of context, I'm begging you.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Go away landlubber an lit me steel loose canins in peece
as i squeeze wun owt
finkin bowt loose canons!

The person below me is knows i am tha canon feef lying turrrrrrrd yarr

pleese gimme a loose canon , I'm begging you .

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

You KEEP DOING IT WRONG!!!!
Format is:
Explain why what the person above you said is not true, then make a, "however, . . . " statement.

Then say, "The person below me . . . ".
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD!!!!

No, I'm not definitely Eric, although no one is sure about indefinitely.

The person below me loves liver, especially with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

I UM THA CANIN FEEF LYIN TURDY!!!!
I Is:
blah blah poo poo blah blah

Then I say, . . . ".
Let me wub it wiff me leg an get it
REALLY HARD!!!!


Yup, I'm definitely Eric, a peece of work am i.

I b the canon feefing troll lyin durty wug.

prolly B urk tha feef lyer panyloons on fyer

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

No, I'm not Eric, although I do keep multiple accounts on most platforms I have accounts on.

The person below me needs to not be.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Yup I Urk froo an froo, I keep multiple accounts here at venganza.org/forum to troll you guys until i am infirm by olde age.

The person below me B a hansum piewit.

fank ye ye welkum

tpbm prooly tha canin feef

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Nope, still not airwick. I am, however, a bit thirsty.

The person below me is not below me.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Only if I'm at the top of the non-existent hierarchy *AHEMJosephStalin*.

The person below me goes pale with terror at the sight of a spinning top.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Of course. Stalin was a socialist. I didn't say he TOLD anyone. I didn't know Lenin personally, so I can't speak for him like I can for Stalin.
Forget I said that.
Well, to get to Stalin, I'd need a bit of political finesse, now wouldn't I?
Despite that, I don't know which is which when it comes to Democrats and Republicans. I honestly couldn't care less.

The person below me knows about the communist party in America.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

At least until I make it.

The person below me will never make it, no matter how much more they fake it.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

At least i swiped a Loose Cannon a number of times.

The person below me knows i stole loose canins , no matter how much i deny it.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Noe antee-poirit, oi not bae a canin theev.

Tha parsin baeloe mae doe'n't undaerstant wad **** oev maens, aarrrrggghh.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Lasting pest.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Wrong thread there ET. I'll try anyways:
Nope, I'm no pest! At least not in MY opinion . . .

The person below me likes to chew on those pennies found between the couch cushions when they are deep in thought.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Wrong thread there ET. I'll try lying again:
Nope, I'm a pest but also tha Loose Cannon feef ! in MY opinion I am feefing pest .

blah blah blah.