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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:38 am

I generally stick it to the wall and forget it.

The pbm is fond of walls.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:00 pm

Unfortunately not but you've reminded me I need see one soon for a new pair of spectacles.

TPBM has been known to make a spectacle of themselves after one too many red cordials.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:04 am

One day at a time sweet Jesus that's all I'm asking from you
Give me the strength to do everyday what I have to do

TPBM is performing Foo Fighters Keep it Clean at Fred Phelps funeral.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby ChowMein » Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:52 am

And mon duz et ever hurt !

But oim lookin at thee brighter side of fings regarrdliss.

( a bud let play with his drum kit in the summer , never tried it before , it was a gas banging along to tunes on the radio , loved it )

TPBM has just wet somefing ... yarr

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Edd » Sun Nov 22, 2015 6:08 pm

Well, more accurately, my 18 month old grandson wet me.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Edd » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:23 pm

Yes, I can't wait to tell myself all about the last year!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:46 pm

I'm the only person I talk to at all these days.

TPBM only talks to the voices in their head.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby ItchyPirate » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:36 pm

Get outta my head ye filthy pirates! :furious:

TPBM talks in her sleep.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:45 pm

Nope, I'm not a her, and when I'm sleeping, I do Celtic Jigs.

However, did you know that the person below me uses their fingernail to carve the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, eats the chips, THEN eats the rest of the cookie?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:52 pm

soooo
ya godda prollum wiff dat ?!

rrrrrrrrr !
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:04 am

Really? You had to mess it up? And no, I don't have a problem with that, in fact, did you know I do the same thing?

And on top of THAT, did you know that the person below me has an entire mattress filled with illegally smuggled pigeon spleens?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:24 am

Since the other night, it's not really filled. And technically, it's not an entire mattress. And considering the fiery disposal of the registration numbers for the unhappy pigeons in question, their status in re any potentially applicable immigration/emigration laws is far from certain, to say the least.

I have it on good authority that the person below was seen acting suspiciously in the vicinity of a certain singer's (who shall remain nameless, but whose unnamed name rhymes with "pariah Harry") electronic equipment shortly before a somewhat unsatisfying performance the other night.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:34 am

Considering I'm well-cultured (I enjoy music that only people older than 25 recognize it, 'cause the new stuff is horrid), and I have no idea who you're talking about, that is probably NOT the case.
Oh wait, are you talking about that person I saw on the news with the broken earpiece on New Year's Eve? Well . . . you smuggle pigeons, I set off EMPs to take out all five of my target's throwaway phones. Your point?

The person below me happens to have no idea what the person above me was saying about the pigeons because the words were so convoluted :confused: .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Jan 05, 2017 9:35 am

I'm sorry, what did you say? Nevermind, he's getting away! SEE WHAT YOU DID?!?!?! :furious: :nefyoobash: :cry:

I wish I'd thought to take out his moped . . . never thought he would able to outrun my hoverboard, but APPARENTLY he just HAPPENED to have inflatable covers for his tires so he wouldn't sink on water . . . he had to have had inside information, not many people know I have a hoverboard, and ever fewer know it don't work on water. Not unless you've got power. Speaking of which . . . :idea: I'll be right back.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Jan 05, 2017 9:43 am

*With sweat coating his/her/its anonymous forehead and carrying an empty manure pail in one hand, a hoverboard (with attached Jr. Fusion) in the other* I'm back.

By the by, did YOU know the person below me decided to tell that other guy about my hoverboard? You better not have known, or else! :furious:


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