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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:42 pm

TPAM didn't notice the dog is a retriever... unfortunately he retrieved someone else's child / hat.

TPBM wouldn't notice a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:22 pm

Depends on whether the baaaaa-rk is worse than the bite.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Griffin » Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:09 pm

I did once have a coat made out of squirels.

TPBM prefers clothing made of rats.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:39 am

Skwirrels, rats... what's in a name? That which we call a rodent by any other name would still squeak.

TPBM has been through the desert on a horse with no name.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:28 am

I expect that's just a metaphor for LSD..hey man...do you remember the sixties?...the 70's were just a hang over man.

TPBM is well on their way down Ventura Highway
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:43 am

No, I was just on the footpath to Marden.

TPBM has never publicly assaulted a bishop on a Thursday.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:12 pm

Still allways surprises me though to get a 2-for-1 offer from a Scotsman.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Wed May 01, 2013 8:00 am

Aaaargh-Bay matey!

TPBM wishes the Pope was Irish so we could do Irish Pope jokes.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Wed May 01, 2013 10:49 am

Alright...I'm black and I'm being arrested for wearing a loud shirt in a built up area.

TPBM remembers that sketch.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed May 01, 2013 6:09 pm

Hope you didn't get done for walking around with an offensive wife. Now that is serious...

Like me, TPBM no longer watches the evening news on commercial channels.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Sun May 05, 2013 5:42 am

That's exactly where I do watch it, because the BBC can't be trusted and the journalism is often poor anyway.

TPBM also wishes they knew what's really going on.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue May 07, 2013 10:09 am

Yes I'm just a mushroom... kept in the dark and fed bullsh!t.

TPBM has discovered a way to harvest cow farts as a renewable energy source.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue May 07, 2013 10:03 pm

Alas, I live where the cow farts are ... solid.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Wed May 08, 2013 6:46 am

As a Herefordian, yes.

TPBM has taken advantage of a sheep while it's got its head down eating a turnip.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu May 09, 2013 4:10 am

As bart's attorney, I wish to state on his behalf he categorically denies ^ that statement as hearsay and scandalmongering and besides the sheep was a willing participant.

T Bogun BM has both dress and casual pairs of sheepskin boots.
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