The Person Below Me
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- Helium Hands
- Fusilli Fuselier
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Re: The Person Below Me
That would explain my excessive body hair.
TPBM caught malaria from a Congoese prostitute.
TPBM caught malaria from a Congoese prostitute.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
- black bart
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Re: The Person Below Me
Ah yes...my 'Heart of darkness' package holiday did not disappoint...I still think she was Belgian though.
TPBM loves Belgium
TPBM loves Belgium
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: The Person Below Me
Send lawyers, guns and money...
Re: The Person Below Me
I'm certainly not the murderer so what other option is there?
TPBM is in the library with Professor Plum......
TPBM is in the library with Professor Plum......
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
- black bart
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Re: The Person Below Me
Plum? That's an unusual name for a Professor...Professor of what exactly? Oh...you're a rap singer!
They call be Plum and I'm a lyrical dick
I'm gonna kill that MUTHER wiv the candlestick...
TMBM (TMBM = The Muther Below Me) will carry on rapping.
They call be Plum and I'm a lyrical dick
I'm gonna kill that MUTHER wiv the candlestick...
TMBM (TMBM = The Muther Below Me) will carry on rapping.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- DavidH
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Re: The Person Below Me
Unless I start the verse with 'orange', when I have only two rhymes available.
TPBM knows two perfect rhymes for 'orange'.
TPBM knows two perfect rhymes for 'orange'.
Re: The Person Below Me
Aye that would be sporange, a rare fungoid known to infest the sporrans of Scots living in the perpetually misty Highlands.
TPBM can say the alphabet backwards without thinking.
TPBM can say the alphabet backwards without thinking.
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- daftbeaker
- Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
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Re: The Person Below Me
Every little helps.
TPBM is not going to make a crap joke about being 'armless.
TPBM is not going to make a crap joke about being 'armless.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
Re: The Person Below Me
I was going to do one about being legless though...
TPBM will never have to worry about being harrassed by press or paparatzzi.
TPBM will never have to worry about being harrassed by press or paparatzzi.
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- Helium Hands
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Re: The Person Below Me
...Because I am invisible to the naked eye.
TPBM glows in the dark.
TPBM glows in the dark.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
Re: The Person Below Me
Only my extremities when I phone home.
TPBM has great phone plans for everyone.
TPBM has great phone plans for everyone.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
- Helium Hands
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Re: The Person Below Me
Clearly you were talking to the TPBM....
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
- pieces o'nine
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Re: The Person Below Me
Alas, I am unarmed by choice. What possible help can I be?
TPBM has better odds.
TPBM has better odds.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
- Helium Hands
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Re: The Person Below Me
Not by much, if any.
TPBM has better evens.
TPBM has better evens.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
- black bart
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Re: The Person Below Me
Evens...Shakin' Stevens!!!
TPBM Loves "Green Door" by Shaky.
TPBM Loves "Green Door" by Shaky.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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