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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:13 pm

That would explain my excessive body hair.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:06 am

Ah yes...my 'Heart of darkness' package holiday did not disappoint...I still think she was Belgian though.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:46 pm

Belgium doesn't exist!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Griffin » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:37 pm

I'm certainly not the murderer so what other option is there?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:11 am

Plum? That's an unusual name for a Professor...Professor of what exactly? Oh...you're a rap singer!

They call be Plum and I'm a lyrical dick
I'm gonna kill that MUTHER wiv the candlestick...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:19 pm

Unless I start the verse with 'orange', when I have only two rhymes available.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:38 pm

Aye that would be sporange, a rare fungoid known to infest the sporrans of Scots living in the perpetually misty Highlands.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:15 pm

Every little helps.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:29 pm

I was going to do one about being legless though...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:42 pm

...Because I am invisible to the naked eye.

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"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:25 am

Only my extremities when I phone home.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:04 pm

Clearly you were talking to the TPBM....
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:36 pm

Alas, I am unarmed by choice. What possible help can I be?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:46 pm

Not by much, if any.

TPBM has better evens.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:30 am

Evens...Shakin' Stevens!!!

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