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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:56 am

More like Kraft cheese, in my case.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:31 am

'You fill up my Jock Strap like a night in the forest...'

Nothing like a bit of crooning.

TPBM is a big Glen Campbell fan.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:41 am

Well yes I kind of think that but then my dad was enjoying himself so much while we were on holiday...he even jumped off a boat into the sea at 82, perhaps it's not so bad. Glen Campbell has to be admired for still trying to do his stuff. Pete Townsend is still going strong after all.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:43 pm

It's sweet Mate... we're used to it. btw you forgot Keef Richards... he looks to be at least 103. :haha:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:44 pm

Matey , ye neffer tride me mum's cookin ! If ye dud ye be singin' aritee ! In ta Porsche ling bole !

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:47 am

I am not that delusional Roy . One hour sleep per night and I can barely complete basic errands . No racing for a while .
I think I have a bunion on my left foot .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:37 am

I heard some teenage girls the other day saying that Doc Martins are lesbian shoes!

TPBM likes comfortable foot wear but also likes a bit of style.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la » Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:28 am

That's why i alternate between my wonderfully warm and comfy ugg boots, and my lace-up high-heeled sexy boots, depending on my mood. And the weather.

TPBM suffers from seasonal depression.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:38 am

I think so. I often turn on all the lights in the middle of the day because the extra light makes me feel better.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:54 pm

Matey oi be spinning round on me left side coz oi be trying to see wot oi cannot Image

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:51 pm

No I wasn't.... but I'm sure a few of us appreciate the encore Mate. :lech:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:56 pm

Assistant to the Assistant actually Roy.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:29 am

Arrrgh matey tis many thee time I ave cheated the hangman's noose so I don't mind bein thrown out o thee Benbow for not payin me tab.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la » Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:08 am

I remember watching Star Trek long ago when I was a wee wee bairn - I don't think I was more than about 6 years old and I used to sit on my grandfather's lap and watch it with him. He used to tell me stories about what was happening in the show. This was back when tv only had one channel (and no, I'm not kidding about that.) Wow, I miss my grandpa so much right now!

TPBM knows the value of a bit of nostalgia now and then.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:12 pm

Aaaargh that be trooo matey...that be trooo....

It were a dark an stormy night an all thee boards did creak...I were a lowlee cabin boy in them days an I always kept me back to thee scuppers. I remembers me first Cap'n loik it was yesterday...Cap'n Brown Bartholemooo thee Bastard. He were a hard man who'd ave thee skin orf yer back as good as look at ye...an that's if he were in a good mood. One day we were sailin orf thee coast orf Tortuga when thee Cap'n cried out fer Rum..."Fetch me rum yer blaggards...or I'll Keel Haul every man jack of ye". Imagine me terror when I finds out that every last drop o rum had been drunk thee night before whilst we celebrated thee First Mates Birthday! Me first thought was ta jump over board an swim fer it...take me luck wiv thee sharks...

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