The Person Below Me

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tine-is-on-my-side
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Postby tine-is-on-my-side » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:05 am

Since I'm not allergic to any foods, I usually just drink a little bleach and call 911.

The person below me entertains himself for hours on end by licking 9 volt batteries.
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Postby Alpaca » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:19 am

Hehe... Funny thing is, I've done that with one of those odd six-volt ones.

The person below me makes little pocket warmers by wrapping a battery in conductive tinfoil.

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Postby Tickle » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:28 am

I stopped doing that a few weeks ago because I kept getting set on fire...

The person below me doesn't eat anything which isn't blue.
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Postby gaschambergerhart » Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:11 pm

Of course not, and it's pretty easy too.

The person below me only eats things that are chunky, like spoiled milk.
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Postby celtic_mike » Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:40 pm

If you let it dry out it really feels more like chalk.

Made out of rotten milk.

The person below me makes chalk out of soylent green
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Postby gaschambergerhart » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:28 pm

IT'S PEOPLE, and it's good to write with and to eat.

The person below me is a batch of resurrected soylent green.
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"People say beauty is only skin deep. Well ugly people say that, and really I wouldn't actually consider them people to begin with." -Iname, the Resplendent

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Postby Alpaca » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:05 pm

Do you have any idea how depressing that is?

The person below me is soylent, but emo and blue. And black. And red.

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Postby The Meromorph » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:35 pm

Well, but that's not as nasty as the person below me.


The person below me is a lawyer.
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Postby gaschambergerhart » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:08 pm

Damn, you found me out. Yes I'm the source of all evil in this world

The person below me idolizes lawyers like sports superstars.
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Postby boghog » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:43 pm

I'm still looking for that Johnny Cochrane rookie card.

The person below me has three of them in a hermetically sealed display case.
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Postby celtic_mike » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:51 pm

I even have the first MVP card. Please don't breathe on the case, it makes more work for Isabella. I hired her to keep the cases cystal clear.

The person below me started to eat nicotine gum, but then started smoking instead.
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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:55 pm

It's cheaper and less addicting.

The person below me can quit chewing nicotine gum any time they want, they just don't want to.
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Postby The Meromorph » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:23 pm

I've been advised to say that by my lawyers.



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Dancing in the desert sand,

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Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:13 pm

...while at the house of some "friends."

The person below me is rabid.

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Postby Allya » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:51 am

What, you got a problem with that? I'll knaw your face off...

The person below me doesn't knaw people's faces, he takes his daily amount of soylent green!
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