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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:30 pm

I sold it to myself for insanity, though.

The person below me bought a soul.

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Postby Allya » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:13 pm

I had enough insanity for two! Soles on the other hand you can never have too many of... unfortunatley a soul is what I bought and they are always too pinching in the toes!

The person below my can borrow my designer souls anytime!
I'm a woman! We don't say what we want! But we do reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. It's the thing that makes us fascinating! And not a little bit scary.

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Postby gaschambergerhart » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:29 pm

No, I'll take them whenever I feel like it though.

The person below me puts 20 in. gold rims, purple leather seats, and flip-down LCD monitors in their $2,000 Geo.
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Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:38 pm

My $2000 Geometry book, that is.

The person below me belongs to the group Al Gebra.

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alt_phil
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Postby alt_phil » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:19 am

Al Gerba? Yeah, I posed for them as a baby, but I never saw a cent!
Healthy babies are happy babies my A##! SHOW ME THE MONEY!

The person below me thinks the person above me didn't say "Gerber".
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Postby Griffin » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:17 pm

I thought they said Gerbil.

The person below is depserately trying to think of words beginning with Gerb.......
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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:18 pm

GERB is now a word.

The person below me switches all the 'G' and 'J' letters.

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Postby Tickle » Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:56 pm

gust until I jet the keyboard fixed.

The person below me can speak backwards fluently.
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Postby boghog » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:07 pm

Tickle wrote:gust until I jet the keyboard fixed.

The person below me can speak backwards fluently.

.gnihtyna yas t'ndlouw uoy dias uoY .timmaD

The person below me borrows friends' children so he can get the Happy Meal.
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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:47 pm

I mean, who wants an adult happy meal with a pedometer?

The person below me has a built-in pedometer.

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Postby Allya » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:11 pm

Do you know how many adult happy meals I had to buy to get it put in?

The person below me plans on becoming the next Sara Lee.
I'm a woman! We don't say what we want! But we do reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. It's the thing that makes us fascinating! And not a little bit scary.

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Postby alt_phil » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:26 pm

Not really, but I will eat all her cheesecake.

The person below me gives me all their cheesecake.

All your cheesecake is belong to me.
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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:32 pm

Aha! But you only specified all my cheesecake singluar, not plural are belong to you!

The rest of my cheescake are belong to me, but I'm sharing it with the person below me.

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Postby gaschambergerhart » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:38 pm

Damn straight. I want that half. And give me the crust of your half, you know what? Just give me all of it, we'll get you some later.

The person below me has to eat shellfish for medical experiments so they can buy medicine for their horrible shellfish allergy.
Go traveler and imitate, if you can, one who strove with all his might to champion liberty.



"People say beauty is only skin deep. Well ugly people say that, and really I wouldn't actually consider them people to begin with." -Iname, the Resplendent

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Postby Alpaca » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:46 pm

Fortunately, these little guys save me. :shellfish: :shellfish: :shellfish:

The person below me eats foods he's mildly alergic to just to get others to feel sorry for him.


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