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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:36 pm

Whoa.... I think not.


THe person below me understands a single word of what Project Pioneer is actually about.

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Postby Duke » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:31 pm

Yes, one word. "The".

Is there such a thing as Project Pioneer? I just made that one up.

Whatever, then.

The person below me is a visionary.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby darren996 » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:44 pm

If only you could see what I see. :mrgreen:

The person below me thinks I am a God! :mrgreen:
Suspicion breeds confidence!

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Postby Duke » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:49 pm

Well, you are a god.

The person below me is in denial about his/her own geekieness.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:25 pm

Denial's just a river in Egypt!

The person below me knows that debate ain't just what you put on the end of a fish hook.

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Postby Duke » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:41 pm

Alpaca wrote:Denial's just a river in Egypt!

The person below me knows that debate ain't just what you put on the end of a fish hook.


Ain't it? Yessir, that's right.


The person below me is Eleanor Rigby.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:02 am

No, no, I'm father McKenzie.

The person below me heard my sermon.

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Postby Duke » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:08 am

Alpaca wrote:No, no, I'm father McKenzie.

The person below me heard my sermon.


I read it in your mind. It is the sermon that no one would hear, remeber?


The person below me Started The Fire.

But remember, Billy Joel didn't.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:23 am

Yeah, I did. I also made the world start turning shortly after.

The person below me refers to themselves with the royal plural.

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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:50 pm

His majesties doesn't like that being pointed out.

The person below me wore green camo to go penguin hunting.
Mmmm, pasta.

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Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:13 pm

But the penguins were just too cute.

The person below me feels no remorse for penguins.

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Postby Griffin » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:16 pm

Penguins are so lacking in colour. They are so black and white, on/off like my brain.

The person below me has their brain switched off.
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Postby Duke » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:20 pm

Yep, but it hardly makes a difference for me.

The person below me is distraught over the outcome of the Golden Globes, and is panicking.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:21 pm

Yes. I was convinced they'd be cubes, not globes.

The person below me has similar ideas about the Oscars.

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Postby ke_mikiao » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:29 pm

I, personally, place no thought upon the Oscars, seeing as I know the true measure of an thesbian is by how many Jeffs they obtain. So far no Jeffs, no good actors.


The person below me sold their soul for something.
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