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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:14 pm

the people who live with me don't like one armed people.

the person below me has had waaay too much sugar, caffiene, crack, heroien, alchohol ect. ect.
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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:21 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:the people who live with me don't like one armed people.

the person below me has had waaay too much sugar, caffiene, crack, heroien, alchohol ect. ect.


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The person below me is a secret spy, for the NGE.


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Postby alt_phil » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:47 pm

If I admitted to being a spy for them, the Nigerian Goatbreeding Enthusiasts would have me put to death. So I can't - sorry.

The person below me wonders just what goats have to do with anything.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:54 pm

oh no, I know. goats have to do with everything.

the person below me is a rabid goatherder-breeder.
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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:57 pm

alt_phil wrote:If I admitted to being a spy for them, the Nigerian Goatbreeding Enthusiasts would have me put to death. So I can't - sorry.

The person below me wonders just what goats have to do with anything.


Oh, I know. They breed the goats, the Nigerians.

The person below me eats the meat right off the rotisserie.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Allya » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:48 am

Nothing like a good yark of meat right off the spit! It does get a bit rough on the eyebrows, sometimes it takes weeks for those puppies to grow back.

The person below me knows the secret of life.
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Postby Duke » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:48 am

Yeah, but who are you? Why should I tell you? Is there a part of "secret" that you don't understand?
GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!

The person below me has memorised Shakespeare's folio.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Tickle » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:28 pm

I am Shakespeare. My friends call me Bill though...

The person below me believes every word I say.
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Postby gaschambergerhart » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:32 pm

Yep.

The person below me is a liar.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:15 pm

yes I am.

I mean... no I'm not!

I mean...

maybe.

juuust maybe.

the person below me was hootie, and has lost his blowfish.
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Postby Alpaca » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:09 pm

Or was that just a bad dream?

The person below me is a bad dream.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:30 pm

if by that you mean I am a nightmare, and by that you mean a horse of the night, then yes. I am a nocturnal horse.

the person below me is a nocturnal house.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Alpaca » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:42 pm

But I can only be seen by day.

Captain Jack will get the person below me high tonight.

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Postby Allya » Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:30 pm

Did you just proposition me? I don't appreciate your sexual undertones!

the person below me will pummel alpaca with handfuls of spagetti, the uncooked kind so it's nice and pokey.
I'm a woman! We don't say what we want! But we do reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. It's the thing that makes us fascinating! And not a little bit scary.

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Postby Duke » Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:37 pm

I will lauch the uncooked spaghetti from afar with a catapult.

The person below me once did book report on Mien Kampf. In 4th grade.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen


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