The Person Below Me

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

User avatar
Alpaca
Go-To Guy
Posts: 3038
Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:44 pm

Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:36 pm

Somehow, the cuts were on my stomach, but that's absolutely irrelevant.

The person below me is a lawyer who could probably convince you that that was true.

User avatar
Duke
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 8481
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:17 am
Location: Under a Large Pile of Snow
Contact:

Postby Duke » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:42 pm

Alpaca wrote:Somehow, the cuts were on my stomach, but that's absolutely irrelevant.

The person below me is a lawyer who could probably convince you that that was true.


Come in, come in. Do you see this diploma? Yes, Stanford Law School. Yes, of course it's real.


The person below me has a degree in sweeping patios.


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

User avatar
Alpaca
Go-To Guy
Posts: 3038
Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:44 pm

Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:44 pm

I had to bribe the teacher for that one.

The person below me was unable to bribe the teacher.

User avatar
Cannon_Fodder
Farfalle First Mate
Posts: 510
Joined: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:53 am
Location: That place... ya know... it's near that thing...
Contact:

Postby Cannon_Fodder » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:07 pm

Yeah, I just guess that he didn't feel he needed a (very good quality, I might add) mosquito skin....(it was even mounted!)

The person below me hunts mosquitos for a living.

-(Rev. Brackets)
"The Big Bang violates the first Law of Thermodynamics!"
"So does your face!"

User avatar
Alpaca
Go-To Guy
Posts: 3038
Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:44 pm

Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:15 pm

I love those abandoned rubber tires.

The person below me thinks water tastes better with mosquito larvae.

User avatar
gaschambergerhart
Lumache Lieutenant
Posts: 619
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:10 pm
Location: In a place I'm not supposed to be, seeing things I know I shouldn't see
Contact:

Postby gaschambergerhart » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:46 pm

Of course, it's the protein.....and the malaria.....and maybe the West Nile.

The person below me supported ticks in the great tick mosquito war of 1919.
Go traveler and imitate, if you can, one who strove with all his might to champion liberty.

"People say beauty is only skin deep. Well ugly people say that, and really I wouldn't actually consider them people to begin with." -Iname, the Resplendent

User avatar
Alpaca
Go-To Guy
Posts: 3038
Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:44 pm

Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:47 pm

Because I was the unborn child that didn't get aborted, and is thankful. Or something.

The person below me watches watches.

User avatar
Cannon_Fodder
Farfalle First Mate
Posts: 510
Joined: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:53 am
Location: That place... ya know... it's near that thing...
Contact:

Postby Cannon_Fodder » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:04 pm

It just... keeps going up... hour after hour.. like clockwork!

The person below me runs on clockwork (interpret that as you may).

-(Rev. Brackets)
"The Big Bang violates the first Law of Thermodynamics!"

"So does your face!"

User avatar
Qwertyuiopasd
Admirable Admiral Qwerty
Posts: 12884
Joined: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:38 pm
Location: Wouldn't you like to know
Contact:

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:18 pm

will you please turn my key? thanks.


and just because I have the best ending:

Alpaca wrote:I TAKE people to school underwater.

The person below me got schooled.


"birds do not school, they flock. SO FLOCK OFF!"
*flips the bird* (ha ha, pun)

~Pecker, the bird-monkey; JakX: Combat Racing.

the person below me has no bird-monkey with a foul-mouth.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


Any statistical increase in the usage of the :idiot: emoticon since becoming Admin should not be considered significant, meaningful, or otherwise cause for worry.

User avatar
Alpaca
Go-To Guy
Posts: 3038
Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:44 pm

Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:19 pm

Like a clockwork orange.

The person below me speaks fluent nadsat.

User avatar
Duke
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 8481
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:17 am
Location: Under a Large Pile of Snow
Contact:

Postby Duke » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:34 am

It is my life's goal. If only I could figure out what it is.

The person below me proposed to his/her girl/boyfriend over AIM.


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

Allya
Maccheroncelli Missionary
Posts: 33
Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:51 am

Postby Allya » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:23 am

It's amazing the concepts you can express using only smileys and emoticons. Don't laugh, it was very romantic.

The person below me thinks online dating is the only kind of dating.

User avatar
gaschambergerhart
Lumache Lieutenant
Posts: 619
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:10 pm
Location: In a place I'm not supposed to be, seeing things I know I shouldn't see
Contact:

Postby gaschambergerhart » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:09 pm

Of course it is, what else is there? Going outside? Ha ha ha rubbish. There are germs and rabid squirrels out there.

The person below me is a rabid crack addicted squirrel.
Go traveler and imitate, if you can, one who strove with all his might to champion liberty.



"People say beauty is only skin deep. Well ugly people say that, and really I wouldn't actually consider them people to begin with." -Iname, the Resplendent

User avatar
Tickle
Brewmeister
Posts: 1930
Joined: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:04 pm
Location: At the bottom of a deep philosophical thought - UK

Postby Tickle » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:46 pm

I was hoping noone would notice.

The person below me thinks the world is round.
Thought of the Day:

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose." ~ Robert Byrne

User avatar
ke_mikiao
Chitarra Captain
Posts: 664
Joined: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:03 am
Location: Tegmark 0, on a clear day I can see to infinity
Contact:

Postby ke_mikiao » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:34 pm

if by round you mean absolutly and perfectly square in such a way that any long journey will plunge you off the edge of the world into the unholy depth of space...than yeah, the world is round.



The person below me once tried to eat an Apple computer and then sued for not being told to.
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."

"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black


Return to “Games, Fun, and Jokes”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 25 guests