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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:10 pm

I'm not keen on confession. Eating the body and blood of a millenia dead jew just seems odd :wink:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:24 pm

Yes...I am never going to IKEA again!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby bacon » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:21 pm

That explains my stiff neck.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:09 pm

...and change my name to Burrito Grande!!!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby farfalla » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:01 am

explains my glossy tongue and need to :barf:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ham Nox » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:01 pm

I like sucking on suckers.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:42 pm

". . ."

I like taking away ALL the context.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat May 14, 2011 2:34 am

Because I am certainly not going to Heaven. Not now, anyway. :evilgrin:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:56 pm

Easy enough. You're not dead.

If it makes you feel any better, my own "Still Alive" status also excludes me from dipping my pretty princess mug into the Beer Volcano. Or was that because I'm underage?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:58 pm

But I haven't spotted any ghosts since joining.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:58 am

Arrgh I had ta do it...he weren't eatin his Fish Head Stoo.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:33 pm

Qwerty came into my office during his vacation for impacted wisdom teeth. While explaining how novacaine works, he refused to accept my assertions about pain relief. "How do we really know that pain is relieved? Perhaps it is still there, but we can't feel it? We can't know the absolute truth about pain." So, we went ahead without novacaine. He may be recovering for awhile. Fortunately, his screams cannot be proven.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:10 pm

But I do know that if a bear farts in the woods, entire microbial civilizations are destroyed.

The person below me has killed him/her a bear, when he/she was only three.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:27 pm

Hi coman ye brung me a bare claw! Fus pose.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:43 am

Thar ye go Nef Yoo an this time thar be real choclit in it...honest.

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