The Person Below Me

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:14 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ye b lyin agin anti EL!
i haffa gib ye spankin wite affer anti PoNz
an may b ye not gunna git dis stuckun stuffur neever iffin ye dunt bhave yerseff
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:57 am

Arrrrgh Noooo! I'm below Nef Yoo!!!!!!!!! :cry:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:09 am

Especially when they're for me.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:15 am

She's actually a dirty old man.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:20 am

ye b lyer an now i ban ya
i wuz et Missis Fifis HOwse an i wantid tha yeest dat tha antys wanna git rid ove enywaze

ye band ye lyer 1
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby nekk » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:59 am

Fer nef yoo, cause he be a lazy lad :whistle: :

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:06 am

nooooooooooooooo
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
now ye b lyin
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i ownee poot tha finiss naterull greedyintz an broo dem fressh !
yE gunna rune me bidniss if ye kep lyin soze i haffa band ye !
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HAY UNCA FART ! I PEED A LIDDIL DUD I MIST YA !
hyukhyukhyukhyukhyuk :lurk:
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby nekk » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:28 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:nooooooooooooooo
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
now ye b lyin
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i ownee poot tha finiss naterull greedyintz an broo dem fressh !
yE gunna rune me bidniss if ye kep lyin soze i haffa band ye !
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

HAY UNCA FART ! I PEED A LIDDIL DUD I MIST YA !
hyukhyukhyukhyukhyuk :lurk:


Errr... Ye forgot that thar "TPBM" again, matey :whistle:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:18 pm

I love Ragu, but I can usually find a generic equivalent.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby PKMKII » Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:55 pm

It's actually all cryptic code giving instructions to Al Qaeda sleeper cells.

TPBM likes to pretend they're Muslim and then insists whenever someone offers them food, "Excuse me, that's not halal" and then scowls at them for 10 minutes.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:41 am

I'm hilarious at Christmas Parties.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:04 pm

I'm a sort of Trojan horse, working to bring it down from within :haha:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:30 pm

I just don't feel that I'm properly honoring the life and times of a forward-thinking rabbi unless there's a baked ham. With pineapple slices stuck in.

TPBM is not so sure about the pineapple.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:32 pm

Of course not. That pineapple was born in Kenya, don't cha know.

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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:12 am

But I don't know what it's a plan of.

TPBM knows what it's of, but doesn't have the plan.


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