The Person Below Me

[Elvalia]

And they can run faster than I can...

TPBM ate that whole bag of M&M's for me (I didn't eat it all, nope).

[Uther]

Funny? I didn't feel the benefit?

TPBM is attending M&M A meetings. She has at least admitted that she is powerless over M & M's.

[Elvalia]

You're right, I did eat the whole bag! I do have a problem!

TPBM also has a problem.

[DavidH]

I do - I can't get a big enough needle to inject the chocolate into my veins.

TPBM also likes the main line.

[Uther]

Don't speak to me about railways!! and SERVICE!!

TPBM Has a model railway snaking through several rooms of their home.

[Ham Nox]

Santa gave it to me, along with a whole bunch of other amazing gifts, because I left him cheese. Ah, the power of cheese!

TPBM is very well acquainted with the power of BEANS.

[Uther]

Nature's "wind farm"

TPBM prefers cheese board to dessert

[Scott the Pirate]

Beans have power over Santa?! Aside from the farting?

Tpbm will [singing]Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Santa! Or be crushed! Be crushed! Byyyyyyyyy... Hisjollybootsofdoom![/singing]

[Uther]

Somehow a fat old bearded drunk from Finland is less than awe-inspiring.

TPBM had an unfortunate childhood experience with "Santa"

[Ham Nox]

Shh... I'm not allowed to talk about it. He's watching

TPBM had a fling with Mrs. Claus.

[Scott the Pirate]

Post Thief!! I was writing "His red suit of Christmas absorbed too much Christmasy power and mutated into a giant xmas monster that forces us all to live in protective domes when it comes back in search of sustenance!

tpbm gets that. " when you usurped my post! Stupid slow phone postings...

Why not? She needs love too...

Tpbm needs love.

[Uther]

I do have a few gaps in my daily schedule.

TPBM is free on Tuesdays between 1:00 and 2:30 pm.

[Pythonist]

Never mind the other 166.5 hours of the week?

TPBM really needs to wash if he's going to attempt "that" again...

[Uther]

It's only September!

TPBM collects buttflies

[Pythonist]

They mean you can sit on the cludgie without removing your trousers.

TPBM should patent that invention