The Person Below Me

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Elvalia
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Elvalia » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:26 am

And they can run faster than I can...

TPBM ate that whole bag of M&M's for me (I didn't eat it all, nope).

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Uther » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:44 am

Funny? I didn't feel the benefit? :confused:

TPBM is attending M&M A meetings. She has at least admitted that she is powerless over M & M's.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Elvalia » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:50 am

:cry: You're right, I did eat the whole bag! I do have a problem!

TPBM also has a problem.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:55 am

I do - I can't get a big enough needle to inject the chocolate into my veins.

TPBM also likes the main line.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Uther » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:22 pm

Don't speak to me about railways!! and SERVICE!! :furious:

TPBM Has a model railway snaking through several rooms of their home.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ham Nox » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:08 pm

Santa gave it to me, along with a whole bunch of other amazing gifts, because I left him cheese. Ah, the power of cheese!

TPBM is very well acquainted with the power of BEANS.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:25 pm

Nature's "wind farm"

TPBM prefers cheese board to dessert

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:31 pm

Beans have power over Santa?! Aside from the farting?

Tpbm will [singing]Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Santa! Or be crushed! Be crushed! Byyyyyyyyy... Hisjollybootsofdoom![/singing]

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:37 pm

Somehow a fat old bearded drunk from Finland is less than awe-inspiring.

TPBM had an unfortunate childhood experience with "Santa"

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ham Nox » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:53 pm

Shh... I'm not allowed to talk about it. He's watching :paranoid:

TPBM had a fling with Mrs. Claus.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:57 pm

Post Thief!! I was writing "His red suit of Christmas absorbed too much Christmasy power and mutated into a giant xmas monster that forces us all to live in protective domes when it comes back in search of sustenance!

tpbm gets that. " when you usurped my post! Stupid slow phone postings...

Why not? She needs love too...

Tpbm needs love.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:16 pm

I do have a few gaps in my daily schedule.

TPBM is free on Tuesdays between 1:00 and 2:30 pm.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Pythonist » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:23 pm

Never mind the other 166.5 hours of the week?

TPBM really needs to wash if he's going to attempt "that" again...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:36 pm

It's only September!

TPBM collects buttflies

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Pythonist » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:39 pm

They mean you can sit on the cludgie without removing your trousers.

TPBM should patent that invention


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