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Duke
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Postby Duke » Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:43 pm

Griffin wrote:Almost covered the Post Office, only the roof to rub now.

The person below me takes baths with hippopotami.


Ya see, I am just taking a relaxing bath (in a river in Africa), when all these hippopotami come swimming in. Annoying.

The person below me uses his/her name as his/her password on everything.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:48 pm

Yea.... but I still can't remember my passwords.

Person below me makes illegal bets on Frog Fights in the underground Frog Arena.
Mmmm, pasta.

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Postby Duke » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:52 pm

Swashbuckler Saucy wrote:Yea.... but I still can't remember my passwords.

Person below me makes illegal bets on Frog Fights in the underground Frog Arena.


Shh!

The person below me watches sunrises and sunsets through a telescope.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby iamnotanoctopus » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:54 pm

My reader tells me this site is very funny.

I told him to type, "The person below me bathes in cranberry sauce every full moon."

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:58 pm

its to stop me from developing werewolfism.

the peron below me is one of the cockroaches with cancer as stated in the person aboves me's avatar. (its really a funny sign)
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Duke » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:07 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:its to stop me from developing werewolfism.

the peron below me is one of the cockroaches with cancer as stated in the person aboves me's avatar. (its really a funny sign)


*Wheeze* Yeah.......... *cough cough*

I love the avatar, iamnotanoctopus. What is your reader?

The person below me chews trees when he/she is anxious.

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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:12 pm

ets net me feelt, the trees ceese me enxeety.

the persen belew me cen't enderstend whet E em seyeng.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby no-beard » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:25 pm

I'm sorry could you repeat that?

The person below me can't understand what i am saying.
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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:41 pm

Sorry, I couldn't understand that last part. Something about chestnuts and pitbulls, no-beard?

Person below me feels great fear when they see my avatar.
Mmmm, pasta.

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Postby Griffin » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:50 pm

Great is the feeling that I don't have that avatar.

The person below me is scared of light switches.
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Postby The Meromorph » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:55 pm

I'm scared of the heavy ones, too.
The person below me writes copy for feminine hygeine products.
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Postby Allya » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:10 am

well, how else will women know that their product of choice can let them horseback ride or wear pure white skirts?

The person below me is desperately holding on to all of their hippest 50's fashions.

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Postby Ushnor » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:32 am

I just KNOW it well all get back into fashion...

The person below me likes to use words s/he is not sure of the meaning of.

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Postby iamnotanoctopus » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:18 am

I insure you I am fully aroused as to the meaning of my armoire.

(My reader is the guy who reads stuff to me, on account of my being blind from watching sunsets through a telescope.)

The person below me plays video games in a wet suit.

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Postby Griffin » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:05 am

The wet suit is just to hide the full body armour in case I get shot.

The person below me wouldn't know a flea if it jumped up and bit them on the nose.
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