The Person Below Me

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The Meromorph
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Postby The Meromorph » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:38 pm

Yeah right!
The person below me licks themselves to sleep every third night!
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Dancing in the desert sand,
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Qwertyuiopasd
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:15 pm

mmm... salty, salty flesh... it soothes me so!

the peron below me is posting at someone else's house, just as I am.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Ushnor
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Postby Ushnor » Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:25 pm

I decided to stop for a post as I looted this house...


The person below me is having their house looted by me right now.

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tine-is-on-my-side
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Postby tine-is-on-my-side » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:27 am

While you're here, could you please take that hideous lamp that my mother in law gave us? It's in the living room, you'll know it...

The person below me has devils in his or her hair.
It takes 47 muscles to frown and 13 to smile,
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Dr. Otis Lansa
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:12 am

Hair? My hair IS the devil :twisted:. I have devils in my guts if anything.

The person below me eats diaper-corn.
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Postby Griffin » Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:29 am

How do you know my secret?

The person below me is pre-occupied with gnats.
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The Meromorph
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Postby The Meromorph » Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:53 pm

gnays? GNATS? it's GOATS, you idiot!

the person below me, however likes roaches in his soup.
Laughing in the rain.

Dancing in the desert sand,

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Postby tine-is-on-my-side » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:05 am

The first time was entirely accidental, but it lent a certain... how do you say... je ne sais quoi.

The person below me prefers eating his roaches straight.
It takes 47 muscles to frown and 13 to smile,

but it takes 0 to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

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Ushnor
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Postby Ushnor » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:50 am

I take it like a man.

The person below me thinks that his left hand is plotting to kill him.

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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:11 am

If it wasn't then it has no business strangling me.

Person below dances half naked on rooftops.
Mmmm, pasta.

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Griffin
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Postby Griffin » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:20 pm

It's a good way to meet Topol.

The person below me has six feet and five arms.
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The Meromorph
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Postby The Meromorph » Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:04 pm

+ 1 inch; and two shotguns, a handgun, a kukri, and a felling axe.

The person below me pees sitting down.
Laughing in the rain.

Dancing in the desert sand,

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Qwertyuiopasd
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:05 pm

actually I don't pee at all...

Ushnor wrote:The person below me thinks that his left hand is plotting to kill him.

*I get the reference!*

the person below me dosen't, and obvoiusly needs to read more webcomics.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Duke » Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:21 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:actually I don't pee at all...

Ushnor wrote:The person below me thinks that his left hand is plotting to kill him.

*I get the reference!*

the person below me dosen't, and obvoiusly needs to read more webcomics.


Yeah, obviously.

The person below me sees this :twisted: in the mirror.


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Postby no-beard » Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:04 pm

It must be time for the bi-yearly hair washing then. Look its turning brown.

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