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Postby tine-is-on-my-side » Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:36 pm

Drew Carey is my current subject....

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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:19 pm

It's how us street urchins roll, yo'.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:33 pm

memo to all: stay away from Saucy on his bad days.

the person below me hadn't heard these pearls of wisdom before.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:35 pm

Nope! I haven't!

Person below me wants to see my on a bad day now more so than ever.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:43 pm

oh yes, I believe your being on a bad day is much rarer than a solar AND lunar eclipse. AT THE SAME TIME *nods head vivaciously*

the person below me just wants a regular full moon!
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Duke » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:56 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:oh yes, I believe your being on a bad day is much rarer than a solar AND lunar eclipse. AT THE SAME TIME *nods head vivaciously*

the person below me just wants a regular full moon!



AAWOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Gnashes Teeth*

The person below me breaks into people's houses to sample their body lotion.


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Postby Griffin » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:00 am

Yay. Am obsessed with soothing my vasculars.

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Postby Ushnor » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:25 am

That way the alians can't read my mind. HEHEHEHHEH Image


The person below me thinks that alains are trying to read his mind.

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Postby Cannon_Fodder » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:57 am

Um, wha-what are you talking about...they aren't doing tha-CAN ANYONE SPARE SOME TIN FOIL????

The person below me will lend me some tin foil...(or else *shakes fist angrily*)

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Postby Duke » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:42 pm

Cannon_Fodder wrote:Um, wha-what are you talking about...they aren't doing tha-CAN ANYONE SPARE SOME TIN FOIL????

The person below me will lend me some tin foil...(or else *shakes fist angrily*)

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"In the News: The world's supply of tinfoil has run dry!"

The person below me is hoarding gasoline for the day in which the reserves are depleted.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:43 pm

yup. I'm saving the coral!... I think...


the peron below me goes scuba diving with a pickaxe to destroy the coral (meanie)!
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:12 pm

Not a pickaxe, dynamite. There be gold in them there hills.

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Postby Ushnor » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:20 pm

What can I say? Thems good eatin's!



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Postby Cannon_Fodder » Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:48 am

Yup. And Toto just c***ped in my yard again.....(ya think it's all happiness and sunshine?). And those damn green b******s, think they're so much better than the rest of us.....

The person below me just framed Toto for pooping in my yard.

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Postby Vicious Knife » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:11 pm

the person below me eats pig brains and milk gravy from that gas station in southourn georgia
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