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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:25 pm

Not escaped per se, more like "Overthrew the scientists" kind of rat. Viva la resistance!

Person below me wants to generously stick boots up people's rumps.
Mmmm, pasta.

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Postby TheArchitect » Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:26 pm

Generally yes, as hard as possible as well.
The person below me thinks George Bush is an overall good guy who is truly concerned with the freedom of our country.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:29 pm

what the hell kind of freaked up alternate universe did you just come from?

the person below me eats subway every day, all day, and is getting pissed because he's not losing weight.
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Postby Duke » Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:36 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:what the hell kind of freaked up alternate universe did you just come from?

the person below me eats subway every day, all day, and is getting pissed because he's not losing weight.


You know what? That's it. I am suing.

The person below me thinks that I eat actual subways.

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Postby Ushnor » Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:54 pm

Wow Duke, you must be HUGE!

The person below me is a werewolf

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Postby Cannon_Fodder » Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:40 pm

Nope, I just have a lot of hair. Whenever I'm under a full moon. I also like to bite people. Waaaaaiiiiiiiiiiitttt a minute-

The person below me has twelve (not twelve of something, just twelve)

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:39 pm

actually I have thirteen.

the person below me is a wannabe wannabe-vampire from the game "munchkin"
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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:50 pm

No, I'm a wannabe wannabe wannabe vampire.

Person below me has the attention span of a 6 year old on Speed and pixie sticks.
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Postby Duke » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:04 pm

Swashbuckler Saucy wrote:No, I'm a wannabe wannabe wannabe vampire.

Person below me has the attention span of a 6 year old on Speed and pixie sticks.


That's what they say... Is that a BIRD??? WOW!!! abirdabirdabirdabirdabirdabird........................


The person below me thinks that Pixie sticks are a form of speed, marketed to 6 year olds.
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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:24 pm

obviously. what else can it be???

and those scratch n' sniff things? defintly weed.

haven't found heroin out yet, but I'm working on it.

the person below me thinks its really flying BONG monster.
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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:01 pm

Yep, me and FBM go way back.

Person below me is sitting on the edge of their seat watching the text fight between Dread Pirate Duke and Captain Qwerty.
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Postby Cannon_Fodder » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:16 pm

Whoah. I wasn't watching the text fight, but I was on the edge of my seat. Weird.

The person below me thinks that all elephants are pink (the camera's just turn them grey)

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Postby celtic_mike » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:29 pm

Well, I didn't until you pointed it out!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

now it all makes sense....the dreams, the voices, the belgian waffels....

Well, at least Im not like the person below me who thinkspancakes are a government conspiracy to pull young children into a detrimental butter addiciton.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:01 pm

of course! if the goverment didn't get all that money from selling butter, then they'd have to increase taxes 100 fold!

but the peron below me thinks this idea is perposterous, because the goverment would want to keep their precious butter.
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Postby Duke » Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:20 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:of course! if the goverment didn't get all that money from selling butter, then they'd have to increase taxes 100 fold!

but the peron below me thinks this idea is perposterous, because the goverment would want to keep their precious butter.


DUH! :roll: Don't any of you remeber the cheese?

The person below me is a professional celebrity stalker.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen


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