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Hippie Pirate
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Postby Hippie Pirate » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:04 am

MMMMMMmmmmmmooooooAH! *sigh* rubber duckies


TPBM can't help but touch their special place when they think of me thinking of rubber duckies
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:23 am

You mean my uvula?

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Postby Jean Bart » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:28 am

It's the being passive because of the not being able to choose that makes me agressive...

TPBM walks backwards on uneven days that aren't wednesdays.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:35 am

But only if the month starts with "Y"

TPBM doesn't care "Y"
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:40 am

no I don't care "Y"

TPBM cares about the amount of dirt covering the earth
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black bart
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Dirty

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:23 pm

I care more about the amount of dirty minds on this forum...

TPBM wants a return to good old fashioned Victorian values
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:37 am

You misheard me. I said "Victor and Ian" values.

TPBM tried living by those values, but the local anarchists thought they were being too unruly and kicked them out of town.
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Hippie Pirate
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Postby Hippie Pirate » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:38 am

I get to live as long as I don't go back...ever.

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Postby Darth Zombie » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:03 am

Only if I'm standing on my head, and you aren't. Standing on my head, that is.

TPBM likes to cover their body in honey and run naked in the full moon, howling like a rabid black footed ferret.
Some 5 or 6 or 7 billion years from now, the Sun will become a red giant star and will engulf the orbits of Mercury and Venus and probably the Earth. The Earth then would be inside the Sun, and some of the problems that face us on this particular day will appear, by comparison, modest.On the other hand, since it is 5,000 or more million years away, it is not our most pressing problem. It is, though, worth bearing in mind. It has theological implications. - Carl Sagan, Master of Understatement

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Hippie Pirate
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Postby Hippie Pirate » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:06 am

That is the best way to catch the werewolves I hunt...

TPBM likes to watch me hunt werewolves...and not for the hunting part.
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Postby Jean Bart » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:55 pm

There's nothing that can match a good display of honey. Ask honeymooners!

TPBM is unable to walk past a car without caressing its top while grinning sheepishly at bystanders.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)

"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)

"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")

"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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black bart
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Elf

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:34 pm

Well, yes...but only when I'm pretending to be French.

TPBM: is a very hard working Elf in Lapland
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Darth Zombie
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Postby Darth Zombie » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:40 pm

So very true... it's 3 am here in Aridzona, and I've been at my desk since yesterday 8am...

TPBM bathes in orange marmalade, then stands on his/her/it's head in the Thames as a form of meditation.
Some 5 or 6 or 7 billion years from now, the Sun will become a red giant star and will engulf the orbits of Mercury and Venus and probably the Earth. The Earth then would be inside the Sun, and some of the problems that face us on this particular day will appear, by comparison, modest.On the other hand, since it is 5,000 or more million years away, it is not our most pressing problem. It is, though, worth bearing in mind. It has theological implications. - Carl Sagan, Master of Understatement

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Jean Bart
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Postby Jean Bart » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:21 pm

Yep, I do that each time I visit London.

TPBM thinks 't Pajottenland is in France
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)

"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)

"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")

"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Tin Tin

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:46 pm

It is...they've got Disneyland, Astrixland, TinTinland and the slightly less well known Pajottenland.

TPBM feeds only on Scooby Snacks
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