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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:40 am

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Postby black bart » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:00 pm

What comes after eeewwwww...? This forum lark is getting tricky!
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Postby Jean Bart » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:32 am

Never mind:

TPBM would do everything to keep this thing going, so we're safe...
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:15 am

I would?
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Postby Jean Bart » Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:40 am

Sure, as would

TPBM
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)

"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)

"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")

"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:00 am

no it was only 23
TPBM is a dead carcus whose fingers by some coincidence keep hiting the key pad and mouse
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Postby Rainswept » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:12 am

If that's true I'm going to change my life insurance beneficiary to my zombie before anyone notices I'm dead.

TBPM caused the hollywood writer's strike.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:35 am

no I caused the riot at that one woodstock
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:01 pm

Luckily, I have never had a "girl/boy friend"

TPBM has, but refuses to reveal the kinky details.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:16 pm

Yep, just fer me they are...

And also fer any and all who pay - I've got my videos hooked up and ready fer streamin!!!

TPBM is a creationist.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:38 pm

Of course I am. I firmly believe that the FSM created the world.

TPBM is a bottle of ketchup.
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Postby Moral Minority » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:43 pm

Yes, Master. I shall squirt the red goodiness.

TPBM wears jeans that are acid washed.

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Postby Jean Bart » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:53 pm

A pretty painful experience, since I was wearing them when applying the acid.

TPBM lives in a small velvet tent in the midst of Fifth Avenue.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)

"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)

"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")

"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Postby ken worley » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:11 pm

I play a continuous tape-loop of '70's porn-soundtrack music, and have a sandwich-board sign out front which reads, "Ladies...I will let you rape me.......(no fat chicks.)"


TPBM can fold himself into a 4"x4"x2" packet.
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lordpunkmonk
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:32 pm

yup but it kinda gives me a pain in my side
TPBM is this icon in real life :worship:
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