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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:09 pm

I'm also my own grandpa.

TPBM is both my niece and my nephew.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Jean Bart » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:17 am

I deny everything for being too complicated.

TPBM is just a plain and simple and happy nobody.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)
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Phillip

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:42 am

In an existential sort of way I suppose I am.

TPBM was Jean Paul Sartre's best mate Dave
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Moral Minority
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Postby Moral Minority » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:33 am

Ever since MPT posted that Jean Paul Sartre article.

TPBM is unconditionally in love with MPTrooper.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:08 pm

I love every human being. I just can't stand most of them.

TPBM once proposed to the Queen of England.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby TheCondor » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:20 pm

I wanted to be a figurehead for a small, waterlocked country

TPBM is wanted in 23 countries for impersonating a small bald man named Frederick and wearing silly hats.
Cogito, ergo pirata sum.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:26 pm

Given that I'm 6'5", I'm sure it's a frame up.

TPBM is a small bald salesman who travels the word with a sample case of silly hats.
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Postby TheCondor » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:54 pm

Would you like to by a fruit hat or an space helmet?

TPBM is a Sith apprentice.
Cogito, ergo pirata sum.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:53 pm

But it's really a cover for my work as an industrial spy for the lightsaber industry.

TPBM is a spy for the bow and arrow industry.
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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:04 am

I was employed by Willem Tell who ripped Robin Hood off.


TPBM is Robin from da Hood.
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Quiver

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:13 am

Aye and I'm just going to show Maid Marion my quiver.

TPBM is having trouble with his/her lifestyle
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:19 pm

I'm sorry. I think I'd be able to cope better if I hadn't bruised my arm.

TPBM is a very surprised-looking whale.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby farfalla » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:14 am

Have you seen the size of Captain Ahab's harpoon?

TPBM has harpoon envy
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Postby ken worley » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:26 am

...and a phopbia about "barbed" comments.

TPBM writhes in pleasure.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:29 am

Thankfully, as I am not Christian, I don't think that envy is a sin.

TPBM thinks that sinning is virtuous.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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