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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:44 am

Nothing against Neanderthals but my tolerance stops short of Homo floriensis.

The person below me believes that Neander wrotze religious songs for cavemen
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Postby Tansy the Terrible » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:48 am

Well... they were cavemen back then. *sniff*

The person below me is a caveman trapped a time machine sent to the here and now.
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:54 am

I walked down mainstreet and some blamed me for wearing fur and others asked where I bought those cool clothes.

The person below me lives in the cave of Caerbannogh.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:46 pm

some would say I DO live in a cave, at least.

The person below me likes the air cold AND damp -- like in a cave. Dark would be nice, too.

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Postby Tansy the Terrible » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:58 pm

Damp...meh... dark... yes... cold? Hells no! Nice and toasty warm... Mmmmm....

The person below me is over-caffienated.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:09 pm

Guilty as charged. All hopped up on caffeine and cardamom... the coffee I make is a little zippier than the standard office pot stuff.

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Postby Tansy the Terrible » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:17 pm

No dear, I'm screwing the secretary. Why lie? ;)

The person below me is getting veeeerryyy sleeeeepy.......
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Postby Duke » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:11 am

Yes, and it happens to be looking at me.......

Is this a sign?


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Postby Swatopluk » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:05 am

I can always ask Kaa, if I do not understand one.

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Postby Escargot » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:48 am

And the Guiness Book of World Records didn't even accept it.
*sigh* All that work for nothing.

The person below me has ghoulies, ghosties and long leggety beasties living under his bed (aren't you glad you didn't turn on the light?)
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It will not last the night
But ah my foes and oh my friends
It gives a lovely light

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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:06 am

At least I did up until a few days ago, when I set 3 (three) of those anti-bug bomb thingies. The cats had to spend the day at my mom's garage, and were not very happy about the whole thing.

But at least the bugs are (mostly) dead. They say I'll need to follow-up with a 2nd treatment in a week or so, to finish'em off.

The person below me would just have put up with the bugs, rather than subject their pets to such horrible treatment as having to relocate for a few hours ...

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Postby Swatopluk » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:55 pm

I usually drive the bugs out of their trenches by sending in the dragonflies and mopping the survivors up by opening up the gates of the army ant farm. The ant queen has sworn loyalty in exchange for regular supplies. That also took care of the rabbit problem around here.

The person below me has a python- instead of a dog-house in the garden
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Postby The Meromorph » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:07 pm

Well, I used to, but every time one of the dogs slept in it, we never saw them again, so we got rid of the python and put the dog-house back.


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Postby Swatopluk » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:17 pm

You mean, I am a small scale Scrooge McDuck? I considered that possibility.

The person below me has a house built out of coins
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Postby black bart » Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:11 pm

Chocolate coins of course.

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.


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