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Postby Grey » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:46 pm

Is there any other way to get there?

The person below me keeps a naked mole rat (rabies included!) in their thunder pants.
The revolution has abandoned you. You're on your own now.

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.

fueledbycoffee wrote:America has a long and hallowed tradition of irrational tax evasion and belligerence. We are the national equivalent of the Nac Mac Feegle. And we're the leaders of the free world. Damn, now I've scared myself shitless.

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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:52 pm

I call it my lightning rat.

The person below me sips his mangrove leaf tea in the bathtub at full moon to improve his/her hockey skills
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lemur

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:17 pm

You have esp...I used to be a cracking hockey player until I stopped drinking that tea!

The person below me is King of the lemurs.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:23 pm

I rule them with the femur!

The person below me has built the first nuclear powered rowing boat
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Postby beagle » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:10 pm

And thanks to the neutrons the sea is always blue.


The person below me once dated Elizabeth I.

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:06 pm

I bridged the time between Robert and Essex.

The person below me ghostwrote her Golden Speech.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:18 pm

Yes, I wrote it in Invisible Ink

The person below me is a fan of Aimee Mann

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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:33 am

Whoever that is...

The person below me has a brain the size of a planet
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:48 am

Ever since there's been the argument about what constitutes a planet. Hey - it's sorta round & it orbits the sun, so not only is it the size of a planet - it IS a planet. And I name it Planet JtB's Brain. Until I think of another name.

The person below me has visions of grandeur similar to what I just displayed.

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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:34 am

Then I look into the mirror and am my old depressed self again.

The person below me can what the candyman cans.
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Postby DaveL » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:25 am

Cause I mix it up with love and makes the world taste good (the world taste good) :roll:

The person below me thinks that horse radish is made of old nags.
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:48 am

I just notice that it attracts gnats.

The person below me says "squirrel tail" a lot.
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Postby black bart » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:49 am

That would explain the lack of nags at Sunday lunch!

The person below me looks just like 'Wonder Woman'.
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:05 am

I wonder how I'd look as a woman and shake with horror.

The person below me is a hermaphrodite
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Postby boghog » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:19 am

No, you misheard me. I said I'm a "hermit Frodo".

The person below me can't stand to be around other Hobbits either.
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