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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:13 am

Yeah it's what happens when I get two tyred. Get it? Two tyred?? Like 'too tired'? I'm such a card.

The person below me gets off on crap jokes like that one as much as I do.

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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:42 am

I thought I was the king of bad puns here :cry:

The person below me is a puncake
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:38 pm

Oh the punishment! I can't cake it anymore, as I'm on a diet that I'm dying to get off [of].

The person below me has their cake and eats it, too.

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Postby boghog » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:40 pm

I tried eating cake that I didn't have, but that left me feeling empty.

The person below me has cake but doesn't eat it.
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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:15 pm

Not that short before tooth-brushing because it has quite a low pH value and will therefore attack the teeth. If I brush them before the substance has been repalced this is no good for the long-term stability of my biting tools.

The person below me had not expected such an elaborate answer.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:21 pm

Well! I didn't know that one shouldn't brush up before the acid had run it's course... so is a swish with NaHCO3 (aq) a better post-sweet option?

The person below me brushes with creamy snuff.
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Postby black bart » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:33 pm

I have an allmost unlimited supply!

The person below me is Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:40 pm

Keep that dog away from me!

the person below me trained his/her pitbull to do the cat's work.
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Concerning tooth-brushing after acid contact
I learned that the material taken away from the teeth is washed back partially within about 20 minutes under normal circumstances. If the teeth are brushed within that period or too many fluids pass through, this process is hindered. Dentists therfore recommend to wait with toothbrushing for half an hour after eating, especially if there was anything aggressive (acid) in the food.
No expert on the details (I hate dynamic, nonstationary equilibria, they are hellish to calculate).
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Dr. Otis Lansa
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:43 pm

Nobody tries to stop a pitbull from sh*tting in the flower bed.

The person below me has lots of buried treasure in their flower bed.

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I always wondered whether tooth enamel solution could be swished in one's mouth (more specifically, a concentrated solution of the component ions).
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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:52 pm

Depends again on the definition of treasure.

The person below me treasures ancient corkscrews.

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I think there is something like that on the market. Just don't know how well it works.
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Postby Grey » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:21 pm

Yesh! How did you know, Swato?

The person below me wears jeans in +100* weather.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:24 pm

actually thats 200+ weather.

because it never gets that hot on earth naturally.

and I hate jeans.

so i never wear them.

but I did wear long pants all through the summer, with some shorts days.

the person below me likes short shorts.... on horses.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:27 pm

Nothing like that horsey-cheesecake to get a stallion up and running ...

The person below me only rides bareback, but not actually on horses

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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:04 am

Hmm... not according to one definition, but strictly on the beast with two backs. :mrgreen: I've tried riding skiboards bareback and crashed on said bare back... chilly!

The person below me has frozen an appendage...
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:11 am

Thou should not covet any part of thy neighbour's squid!

The person below me breeds desert squids. (they desert from any tank)
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