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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:19 am

Nope. Didn't even know it existed, until now.

My reference was to H.P. Lovecraft's "mythology"

The person below me likes to read Lovecraft, and shiver under the covers afterwards.

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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:32 am

Written Lovecraft doesn't frighten me and I have not yet seen many other adaptions (except Alien but that is no direct adaption [but still the best there is]).

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Postby black bart » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:09 am

I'll see him in court...

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:37 am

However, I win my appeal and am given a lifetime supply of Pixie Stix as compensation.

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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:03 am

woH did u eciton?

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Postby The Meromorph » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:48 am

Before peeling and slicing them for sandwiches (with the crusts cut off).

The person below me is tired of people deliberately ignoring the point and changing the subject in this thread.
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Postby kat » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:02 pm

so that's what I'm tired and annoyed with today.

The person below me is happy even when unmedicated....or is it especially when?
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:07 pm

Let's see: WITH medication, I get well in 2 weeks. WITHOUT, I get well in only 14 days ....

The person below me thinks thats an example of "New Math"

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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:31 pm

Anything against my personal love Anna Bolika?

The person below me gets depressions from eating jelly babies
(can actually happen, I have heard. I see a correlation with throat inflammation and mild headaches in my case).
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:29 pm

Indeed, after too many Jelly babies I leave huge depressions on my sofa.

The person below me has some new information on Jelly Grannies.
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:45 pm

I usually cover the Hell's Grannies (Make Tea, not Love).

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Postby Grey » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:51 pm

Yup.

The person below me thinks the sewing machine was invented not by Robert Singer, but byt eh easter bunny and an opera singer.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:09 pm

how can you NOT believe that?

the pesron below me sleeps 23 hours a day.
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:12 pm

I do not know about being a pesron but maybe their hours are different from ours.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:25 pm

I'm half blind and my hands are crunched between the keyboard and the desk damnit!

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