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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:26 pm

The state shall pass no law infringing the worship of pasta based deities...


The person below me loves watching bowling on TV.
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


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Postby ke_mikiao » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:18 pm

yeah....and they posted it all over the darn newspaper.


The person below me doesnt get it. (whatever 'it' is, they dont get)
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."

"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black

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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:15 pm

I wanted to subscribe to IT, but they won't send IT through the mail.


The person below me is experimenting with crossing rabbits and pandas.
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby The Meromorph » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:58 pm

It takes three to fill a pillow!


The person below me is batshit insane...
Laughing in the rain.
Dancing in the desert sand,
Somersaults through life.

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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:12 pm

Insane? No, never. I can prove it. I have a certificate from the hospital. And I don't think i need to take my medication any longer, either...


The person below me has Multiple Personality Disorder.

[BTW, sing, love the picture. It's great.]
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:09 pm

I do not and neither do I!

(But I love Mero's warthog.)

The person below me is Tom Cruise's Love Child.
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

Dona Nobis Pasta

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Bob the Unbeliever
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:20 pm

It wasn't Tom Cruise, it was really Angelina Jolie

And I wasn't exactly a child .... <heh>

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The person below me never heard of Angelina Jolie

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Postby Swatopluk » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:22 pm

Always these troubles with combining genetics and time machines.

The person below me is his own grandparents (all 4 of them).
Onward noodly pirates!
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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:29 pm

I's true! And I am writing an article for the National Enquirer. It involves space aliens and time machines and cloning and...

The person below me once saw a UFO.
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Swatopluk » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:36 pm

If one takes UFO literally, you will have problems finding anyone not blind that has never seen one.

The person below me thinks that "real" UFOs are just part of the North Korean cover up concerning them beating the USA in the moon race.
Onward noodly pirates!

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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:02 pm

As a former cameraman on the filming of the Moon Landings Project, I can definately, probably, maybe, might say that we really maybe almost made it to the Moon. Maybe. Likely.


The person below me secretly bets on Dirt Track Racing

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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:07 pm

I gots me this system, see...


The person below me wants to be voted off the island.
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Tansy the Terrible » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:17 pm

<drives 12 hours north, comes back with a cooler>
Here you are Siggy.... *wham* "Ohh! Right in the kisser!" *wham* "Ha ha ha" *wham* "Wheeee!"

The person below mewill accept my claim of 'Asylum' and hide me when Siggy comes to.
"Okee dokee doggie daddy!"

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:55 pm

Now I'm thinking of trying something else, like watermelon...


The person below me likes to "cut the cheese."
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:32 pm

Yes, a slice of aged, UN-pasturized Natural Swiss Cheese - I'd eat it on a cracker, on toast, melted over a tomato slice or best of all: plain

Then there is Guda, Extra-Sharp Cheader, Provoline, Blue, Gorganzola, Parmazan to name but a few.

Or, to name a lot, there is Red Leichester, Tilsit, Caerphilly, Bel Paese, Red Winsor, Stilton, Emmental Gruyere, Norwegian Jarlsberger, Laptauer, Lancashire, White Stilton, Danish Blue, Double Gloucester, Cheshire, Dorset Blue Vinney, Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l'Évêque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L'Est, Bresse-Bleu, Boursin, Camermbert (bit runny), Gouda, Edam, Caithness, Smoked Austrian, Japanese Sage Darby, Wensleydale, Greek Feta, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Mozarella, Pippo Crème, Danish Fimboe, Czech sheep's milk, Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, aaaaand Cheddar*

The person below me likes their cheese for breakfast.


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