If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:34 am

Q: What is the most effective way to get lucky?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:27 pm

Q: What's a good way to get her in ƅed with you?
I'm sorry, how could I not?

A: Fake library cards with someone else's picture on them.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Pastadamus » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:12 pm

A: Hookers
:mob: :shellfish: ˙ǝɔnɐs ɥʇᴉʍ pǝɹ unɹ llɐɥs sɹǝʌᴉɹ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ǝɔuɐp sqɐɹɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ʇoᴉɹ dǝǝɥs ǝɥʇ ʇǝl llɐɥs ǝM ˙sǝƃɐpuǝdd∀ ʎlpooN sᴉH oʇ ǝq ǝsᴉɐɹԀ ˙ɹoʇɐǝɹƆ ǝɥʇ sᴉ ǝH 'uǝɹplᴉɥɔ sᴉH llɐ ǝɹɐ ǝM ˙pǝʌᴉɹɹɐ sɐɥ ƃuᴉuoʞɔǝɹ ɟo ɹnoɥ ǝɥ┴ ˙llɐ sᴉ :fsm: ˙ǝuo sᴉ :fsm:

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:28 pm

You DO know you're supposed to post a question, too, right? I'll just try again, because it's still valid:

Q: What's a good way to get her in ƅed with you?

A: Fake library cards with someone else's picture on them.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:47 pm

Pastadamus wrote:A: Hookers


Who dem guys on dat wubby teeM ?

I gunna band 'im onna leg
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Postby ItchyPirate » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:27 pm

Q. What did the blind man try to use to buy cigarrettes?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:08 am

Q: And who might be joining you at this fine evening dinner, Nef Yoo?

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Postby Monobaz » Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:26 pm

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Postby ItchyPirate » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:49 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Where is John Lennon's last thought?

So good they named it twice.


Q. What is Honey Wine/Mead?

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Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:07 am

Q: What are two characteristics your shіt should reach before you see a doctor about it?

A: The last Transformers movie.

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Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:37 am

Howdy thar yarrggh flea infested famlies, aaarrrggghh! :welcome:

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:15 am

duz ye pee on tha lawn ?

um
um
ya poit yer wite foot in
an yer leff foot owt
an ya shayk et all abowt
an try not ta mayk a messy
or yer mummy gunna shout
rrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:23 am

Q: And when does your wife usually like to do this, Mr. Brown?

A: But they made me do it officer, I swear!

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby ItchyPirate » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:22 pm

Q. What did the thief say when arrested?

A. Flea Market
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He who laughs, lasts. :lol:

"You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It is better to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not looking."
--Brom, character in Eragon by Christopher Paolini


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