If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:37 am

You're deαd to me.

The question was supposed to be (as any good hitchhiker with their towel still attached to their hip knows), "What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?"
See this guy gets it:
Rainswept wrote:42.


Q: What is the very ground of Honolulu thinking right now?

A: 42. What, you don't understand it? Better figure out the question before you ask for the answer next time.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:30 pm

hay stay furstin canin feef nancypanty loon ERik Witfaild

Stay fursty Nancypanty loony rrr
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:53 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila canon feef wrote:Q: What does i like to do during my wanker breaks?

A: Five 32 pound cannons and a gallon of lube.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:19 pm

StayThirsty eric canin feef wrote:Q: What does ERic need to begin his trolling routine?

A: blah blah blah farrrrrttttt bURRp frappppt.
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:20 pm

:zen: :fsm_rock: looks like ye met yer match nef :fsm_rock:

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:37 pm

Wot be Stayfursty nex avatarrrrrr

affer he steels a canin ?
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:14 pm

Um , did'nt hi tell ye b4 NancyStayFursty-Urk canon feef thet yore noodly appendage (wot yoo cawl Jack) cant' fly?


Steelin' uvver peepulls canins , rrrr :welcome:
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Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:25 pm

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:44 pm

Hey, it's hard not being able to read Nef Yoo's posts. Don't make it harder, your posts are occasionally amusing, I wouldn't want to not read them.

Q: What happened when Jimmy Carter could no longer afford gas to drive to and from his various affairs?
Gee, that was a hard one.

A: Common Core Math.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:43 pm

StayStellinloosecanins wrote:Hey, it's hard not being able to read Nef Yoo's posts. Dareforr i don't know wot he's riting bowt me waaa waa waa . Therefore i can't complain about him. So ignoor me if i do blablablablablabla

Q: blaaablaaaablaabla.


A: bla bla blaaaa.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:00 pm

Q: What is Nef Yoo eating right now?

A: The Jedi Mind Trick.


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