If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby DavidH » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:14 am

ItchyPirate wrote:Java


What do you suppose that crap is?

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Sep 13, 2016 12:41 pm


What do you suppose that crap is?


i dunt noe

butt et be warrm an mushy !

HAY ! UNKA DABIB ! WOT YA BRUNG BAK FUR ME !
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby ItchyPirate » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:33 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:

What do you suppose that crap is?


i dunt noe

butt et be warrm an mushy !


What is a sweet potato?

Penguins.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:42 am

Wot tayst loik pingwingz ?

um , peetza
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby DavidH » Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:59 am

What does Sherlock Holmes keep saying?

Scrofula.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:18 pm

wot ye holing in yer hanz ?

canon on a rope rrr
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:18 pm

What do walwhals (walrus+narwhal=walwhal) sit on to sun themselves?

A 55 gallon tub of Iube.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:43 pm

Tha wun fing Errik gotta haff wiff him
wen he strandid onna desertid iLand :haha:
wiff a loose canin? :haha:

yarrgh
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:36 pm

Well, I'll hand it to Nef Yoo, he's making this pretty difficult.

Um.....
At a guess, the last word he said was probably, "rrrrrrr", or some variation of that.

So the question is, "What should Nef Yoo learn to pronounce properly?"

The answer:
A 43-year-old stegosaurus-shaped block of tofu.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:42 pm

wot ya gift me fur a loose canin ?

:haha: :lech: :fsm_rock: :zen: :welcome:

wot ya lyk beddarrrrrr ta be kawld?

Errwikk?

ear wig?
earwig?

Air WickTM?

Urk ?
:welcome:
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Jan 27, 2017 6:56 pm

What is a 74-year-old block of tofu meant to provide sustenance and maintenance for?

Pain itself.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:08 pm

wot ye luv most abowt steeld cannonz fawling onna yer foote ?

sexy loose canonz
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:05 pm

Aw . . . I hoped someone who knew what pain itself actually was would respond . . . well what can you expect from a three-year-old?
I'm really hoping this question isn't backfiring on me . . .
Q: What does Nef Yoo love sticking his tongue into?

A: Glow-in-the-dark goldfish.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:12 pm

Q: What do GLaDOS, Terminator, Agent Jackson, Agent Johnson, Agent Jones, Agent Thompson, Agent Smith, Agent Brown, WOPR, etc. all have in common?

A: 42.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:17 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:First Amendment thingummy... freedom of wossisname...

Also, just want to point out that I've never been arrested (that is, as far as you know) and I know the Miranda Rights by heart. I honestly couldn't tell you how, I never watch police shows on TV or anything.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided to you by the court. Do you understand these rights as I have presented them?"


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