If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby ChowMein » Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:33 pm

Name something i need to know in order to emancipate the moon ?

It smells likes roses .

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nancy Delia » Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:54 pm

do you smell that?

just use half. that should be enough.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Dec 31, 2014 7:58 pm

It's Uranium 235 you need. I've got 5 kilos, how much do you want?

Well, it's your fault it went purple (an actual response I heard during a University 4 hour experiment that in no way resulted in me wanting to kill the smart-arse next door).
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby CaptainLongPig » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:14 am

Q. What is the name of Cousin It's son's rapper name?

A. A meatball to the knee.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nancy Delia » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:37 pm

How do you know it's the right one?

I always use apples.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby DavidH » Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:57 pm

What's your personal choice for a fart-plug?

Some of it always leaks round the side.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:27 pm

Is dat fart plug werkin fer ye ?

Hi need moor appels .
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nancy Delia » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:16 pm

how did you celebrate the holiday season?

on the internet
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:10 am

Ye findid me ole dyapurz onna wot ?

A bigggggg dwink uf da waddermillin blud .
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nancy Delia » Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:50 pm

how do you say, my armpits are itching and i can't reach them in chinese?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:39 pm

Wot ye git wen kut in to a toemaydo ?

Wun haff krown or a big buttin .
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby DavidH » Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:30 am

Why is Iraq full of dead bodies?

A sausage.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby ChowMein » Mon Oct 26, 2015 8:50 pm

Nef yoo says it looks loike one , but oi fink it be gherkin.

A spekulum myght git thee job done. yarr

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:02 pm

ChowMein wrote:Nef yoo says it looks loike one , but oi fink it be just a gherkin.

A spekulum myght git thee job done. yarr


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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby ItchyPirate » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:49 pm

DavidH wrote:A sausage.


What is shaped like a body part?

Java.
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