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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:03 am

If Beyonce Knowles isn't very careful wiggling her bottom about on stage near those fans it could be a disasster.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:24 pm

black bart wrote:If Beyonce Knowles isn't very careful wiggling her bottom about on stage near those fans it could be a disasster.

Wouldn't that be known as getting a "bums rush"? :moon:
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:05 pm

^ Now you're just being cheeky.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby SisterSpagnostic » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:50 am

I think her boot-y is getting a bum wrap. :P
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:25 am

Sorry if these have already been said, but:-

Map makers are disoriented
Beer brewers are told to "Hop off"
Banana farmers are told to "Get bent"
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby skyweir » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:33 pm

Psychiatrists are unhinged.
Doctors are sickened.
Nurses are put down.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:01 am

Midgets draw the short straw
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby skyweir » Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:58 pm

Painters are unseen.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby gronank » Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:31 pm

Killer robots are determinatied
Bullies are demeaned
Philosophers are demoralised
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:14 pm

ye notty ye ban ye sackt
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:53 am

Queen Witches who have had a nose job are 'Decroned'.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby pastajohnson » Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:38 am

Hoteliers are dislodged
Pig Farmers are disgruntled
Teachers are distaughted
PAs are disappointed
Prison guards are disabused

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Monobaz » Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:59 am

Miners are depic(k)ted
Economists are devalued
Optometrists are devitrified
Cricketers are decapitated
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Monobaz » Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:11 pm

Moderators are deranged!
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Monobaz » Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:11 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Monobaz wrote:Moderators are deranged!
Yes? What's your point?


Moderators keep order; to derange is to put out of order. Perhaps slightly obscure but stunningly true in any case.
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