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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:37 pm

... fartid :furious:

Tha kaola tea ove mursee iz ...

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby PKMKII » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:51 pm

...a herbal tea.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 pm

^ don't f*** with it!
^^.. what spoils the child.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH » Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:22 pm

... but it was the stuff behind that really scared them.

A stitch in time saves ...

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:02 pm

...day after an episiotomy.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor......

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:05 pm

. . . and what shan't we do with a drunken sailor?

Beer after liquor . . .

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:56 pm

...seems like a good idea. It's NOT!

Can't we all just...

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby PKMKII » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:28 pm

...agree to blame everything on the French?

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:35 pm

...an assh*le.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:40 am

... about as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:53 am

abcess grow stronger.

Knowing me

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:03 am

Knowing me knowing how to write the only decent song Eurovision has ever known (apart from that pirate one).

Many a good hanging...

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:15 am

...male-bits removed.

Fifteen men on a...

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:13 am

I liked it so much I went blind.

Never in the filed of human conflict have...

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby PKMKII » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:07 am

...two sides fought each solely with cans of baked beans as their weapons.

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