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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:22 pm

... in that position, but most don't.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:32 pm

..us all by the balls... being our employer AND landlord.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:08 pm

...marmalade skies. Sometimes it's just too hard to beat the original.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:54 pm

. . . somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly.

I want to hold your . . .
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:10 pm

...wallet. You'll get it back... honest.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:02 pm

...winner, but it turned out to be a Nigerian Bank scam.


I get high with a little help from..............
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:58 pm

...platform shoes.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:23 pm

...world, our lives mortgaged to China.

She said "you don't understand what I said"
I said "No, no, no, you're wrong"
When I was a boy everything was........
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:57 am

...horse drawn.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:51 am

. . . house, we need the insurance money.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby gronank » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:03 pm

..., she's easily impressed by Pyrite.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:49 pm

...shop. [mostly XX's]

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:15 pm

.. to get there before I wet myself.

You could walk inside my shoes..
Just for that one moment I could be you.
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:19 pm

...how irritating a Kiwi accent is.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:23 pm

.. I wish I hadn't been so Scottish, and I'd paid for the car park instead of looking for a free spot....3 miles away!! :paranoid:

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