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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:14 pm

Holidaying in Egypt.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby PKMKII » Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:11 pm

...bread helmet themselves.
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:17 pm

...pretend that She didn't.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:34 pm

...ammo! Yes, that's what we're lacking here! Ammo!


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Eendje » Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:24 am

...some form of bodily armour, when attending an experimental heavy trash metal concert where there's lots of metalhead freehuggers with spikes. It makes porcupines look blunt and pointless.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:23 pm

...give her all she's got, sir?



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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby PKMKII » Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:26 pm

...realize that her ring doesn't have real diamonds.

Absolute power corrupts...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:34 pm

...shoddy electrical wiring.


Always connect the red wire to the...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:08 pm

. . . fingertip.

Let your fingers do the . . .
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby PKMKII » Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:44 pm

...the inability to construct a Clerihew rhyme scheme.

Desu desu desu...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:40 am

...like a fish out of water.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Eendje » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:44 am

...be able to hear the difference between an A-440 and an A-442. Death to the orchestral pitch!

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:12 pm

...of Mexican beer.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:46 pm

. . . with all that lead, he won't float.

I'm plumb out of . . .
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:06 pm

...candy and the Middle School lets out soon!

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