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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH » Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:50 am

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:22 am

It's time to go out into the garden and plant that rhubarb.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH » Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:36 am

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:00 am

It is generally believed that John Ruskin (art critic) was shocked into impotence by the sight of his wife's pubic hair on their wedding night.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:16 pm

Let me get this straight... First there's a momma bird and poppa bird, and now you're telling me they actually have sex with bees? What type of disconnected, interspecies bullsh*t is this?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby bacon » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:48 pm

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ken worley » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:48 pm

Blackbirds baked in a pie tend to build smaller nests than their un-pie'ed contemporaries.

black bart wrote:It is generally believed that John Ruskin (art critic) was shocked into impotence by the sight of his wife's pubic hair on their wedding night.
....


Whoa...are there pics?

*to self*

volume?
...rainbow-clown-wig like stadium "John 3:16" guy?...
...mostly detached, and on his ham sandwich?
...shaved into shape of a clown or fruit-bowl still-life?
...waving under mysterious animating force?


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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ken worley » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:48 pm

Blackbirds baked in a pie tend to build smaller nests than their un-pie'ed contemporaries.

black bart wrote:It is generally believed that John Ruskin (art critic) was shocked into impotence by the sight of his wife's pubic hair on their wedding night.
....


Whoa...are there pics?

*to self*

volume?
...rainbow-clown-wig like stadium "John 3:16" guy?...
...mostly detached, and on his ham sandwich?
...shaved into shape of a clown or fruit-bowl still-life?
...waving under mysterious animating force?


What the f%*@ was up with this chic's bush?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:16 pm

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:37 pm

It comes from Old English feortan, Middle English farten.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:42 pm

Yes, I do believe the water has come to a boil.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:50 pm

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:04 pm

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:12 pm

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:54 pm

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