The Wrong Answer Game
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- black bart
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Camilla Parker-Bowles
How many moons has Uranus got?
How many moons has Uranus got?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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I don't know...I was really drunk at the time.
Are batteries included?
Are batteries included?

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- ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Beans, Doctor, with lots of hot sauce.
Why can't they make the parts of an assembly-required mail-order chair in such a manner as to allow the necessary assembling to be assembled?
Why can't they make the parts of an assembly-required mail-order chair in such a manner as to allow the necessary assembling to be assembled?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
Re: The Wrong Answer Game
Apply a little fertiliser and water it every day.
Who let you in?
Who let you in?

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- daftbeaker
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42.
How is it a trilogy in five parts?
How is it a trilogy in five parts?
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
- DavidH
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Neo-Freudian aspects of Quantum frog-hopping are very fashionable these days.
Is there a doctor in the house?
Is there a doctor in the house?
- Ubi Dubius
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In the UK, but not in the US.
Do you know why I stopped you?
Do you know why I stopped you?
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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The notion of phase space shows that any object may be found anywhere within a lightcone from some previous known event.
How can I spend several days looking for some insulating foam and it was on my desk in plain sight the entire time?
How can I spend several days looking for some insulating foam and it was on my desk in plain sight the entire time?

Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
- TwistedSister
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Yes, it does hurt when you put your head up your ass.
Will it be a long winter?
Will it be a long winter?
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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From Russia with Love
How can I ever thank you?
How can I ever thank you?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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DIE, SPARKLY VAMPIRE, DIE!!!
Can I borrow the key to your house for a few hours? I swear I won't make any copies of it so I can sneak into your house when you're on vacation and throw giant parties.
Can I borrow the key to your house for a few hours? I swear I won't make any copies of it so I can sneak into your house when you're on vacation and throw giant parties.
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
Re: The Wrong Answer Game
Mi isle en Florida es su isle en Florida. Usa el región tropical cuandoquieras que occure.
Why would you want to be surrounded by ocean when so many hurricanes come through?
Why would you want to be surrounded by ocean when so many hurricanes come through?
In case you didn't realize it, I DO have a sense of humor. How about you?
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer... I will face my fear. I will let it pass over and through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain." --The Bene Gesserit
"Time is a spiral. Space is a curve. I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve." -- Neil Peart
"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam
"The truth is simple. It's the lies that get complicated." -- me
"No matter where you go, there you are." --Buckaroo Banzai
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer... I will face my fear. I will let it pass over and through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain." --The Bene Gesserit
"Time is a spiral. Space is a curve. I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve." -- Neil Peart
"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam
"The truth is simple. It's the lies that get complicated." -- me
"No matter where you go, there you are." --Buckaroo Banzai
- TwistedSister
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The dough rises faster.
Why did you put your trash out on Monday when trash pickup isn't until Friday?
Why did you put your trash out on Monday when trash pickup isn't until Friday?
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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No.
(Good one eh?:
)
Has anyone seen my jar of dirt?
(Good one eh?:

Has anyone seen my jar of dirt?
You have arrived at the end of yet another one of my pearls of wisdom. If you still have any questions regarding the subject, please don't hesitate to ask your friendly neighbour or relative. Not me. Chances of me actually having an answer for you are very low indeed.
Re: The Wrong Answer Game
It's a family recipe.
Who was at the door?
Who was at the door?

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