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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:55 pm

apply direct pressure on the way to the hospital. do not remove a compress, add another.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:56 pm

Take the hall on the left, take the third door on the left. Don't talk to the wizard in there, he'll teleport you to the dungeon. Look in the dresser. The key to access level 6 is in there.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby S'presso » Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:03 pm

Yes I agree, the cheese must be eradicated immediately.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:39 pm

Well, of course, we all know it is made into fish sticks.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:32 pm

Around here? Cars, mostly.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII » Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:59 pm

First edition or nothin', baby!

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:36 am

Pretend to be a fish.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:06 am

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby bacon » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:07 am

Dancing naked in a public forum can be deemed assault with a deadly weapon under the right circumstances.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Iamtoo » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:38 am

It's 112, unless you mean the date something happened in a land far far away. Then it's 11/9.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:06 pm

Wash, rinse, repeat.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:23 pm

Of course, you would say that. It happens every Wednesday.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:32 pm

Beat until frothy.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Edd » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:47 pm

Take a tour of Graceland and you'll see why.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII » Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:59 pm

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