The Wrong Answer Game

[TwistedSister]

O.k., you ask a question and the next poster answers it incorrectly with a totally bizarre answer.
The more bizarre the better.

What do you use to brush your teeth?

[S'presso]

Sometimes, I like to try and jump into both of my shoes at the same time.

Is there ever enough cowbell?

[PKMKII]

Yes, S'presso, it was good for me too

Will denim jackets ever come back into style?

[Scott the Pirate]

All you have to do is apologise and the two of you can be friends again... assuming she doesn't find out about the otter.

What's the time difference between Duluth and London?

[ken worley]

Both have four legs, a flat, a smooth top surface, and both are full of office supplies.

At least, they do after you staple two ravens together, whale on them with a hammer for a bit, and stuff them full of office supplies.


How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

[black bart]

Excessive hairiness

Why does Christmas come when the shops are so busy?

[PKMKII]

Trick question; Harry Truman never visited Mongolia, so he couldn't of said whether he preferred sleeping in a traditional yurt or a wigwam.

Will Iamtoo's posts ever make sense?

[Edd]

-40 degrees Fahrenheit.

How many ways are there to skin a cat?

[ken worley]

Same place as my "Free Pee Wee" t-shirt, I'd bet.


Where have all the cowboys gone?

[TwistedSister]

Take a left at the airport and continue heading south until you see the pink elephant.

Why is it cold in the winter and warm in the summer?

[ken worley]

Cause most people touch it more in the summer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck were given 3 hours, and paid $17.35 per hour, the established union rate for the chucking of wood?

[PKMKII]

African or European?

Who makes the best pizza in San Antonio, Texas?

[Edd]

Paper. No, plastic. Never mind, I'll just carry it in my hands.

Boxers or briefs?

[daftbeaker]

I wouldn't, you'll either smear it or rip your arse apart.

Why is the rum gone?

[PKMKII]

Our business hours are between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. eastern standard time, Monday through Friday. If you call us back during those hours, we'll be happy to help you.

What was the worst Led Zeppelin album?