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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:48 pm

Misty's face turned red.

Page 34, sentence twelve.




TwistedSister wrote:His stong, rough hands, touching all of her secret places, caressing, fondling, stroking, made her long for so much more.

Page 69, sentence 20

(I made that sentence up) :whistle:


You don't have any books?! :shocked:

OK, I'm not much better. I'm in the office/spare bedroom (the only room with air-cooling) and the nearest book (out of about a hundred; I know, pathetic. But I am only here temporarily) is the top one of a pile of Pokémon books a young overnight guest was reading and my last two quotes were from 'Psyduck Ducks Out'. How was I to know that random sentences suggested by strangers would turn out to be… well, so rude? :haha:
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby black bart » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:54 am

TwistedSister wrote:His stong, rough hands, touching all of her secret places, caressing, fondling, stroking, made her long for so much more.

Page 69, sentence 20

(I made that sentence up) :whistle:


:lol:

I made up the one about Winnie the Poo saying 'Where's my f-ing honey up as well'!

Rough hands? Do women like rough hands? Us namby pamby Graphics/pen pushers have got no chance!!! :haha:
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby black bart » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:59 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Misty's face turned red.

Page 34, sentence twelve.

OK, I'm not much better. I'm in the office/spare bedroom (the only room with air-cooling) and the nearest book (out of about a hundred; I know, pathetic. But I am only here temporarily) is the top one of a pile of Pokémon books a young overnight guest was reading and my last two quotes were from 'Psyduck Ducks Out'. How was I to know that random sentences suggested by strangers would turn out to be… well, so rude? :haha:


Samantha was alone with Jim the plumber at last...then he pulled his trousers down and she laughed so hard she nearly choked...the size of his Monkey Wrench had been very misleading...

page 95 sentence 12
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:40 pm

[quote="Tigger]You don't have any books?! :shocked: [/quote]


Oh, I have TONS of books, just not any near the computer, except the Dictionary.

It's ten.

page 302, sentence 24
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby ciaran54 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:40 am

'Obviously, one solution is to burn the entire Amazon rainforest, and turn this rich and fertile place into the world's pantry.'

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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:02 pm

ciaran54 wrote:'Obviously, one solution is to burn the entire Amazon rainforest, and turn this rich and fertile place into the world's pantry.'

Except of course that rainforest soils tend to actually be quite poor for growing crops, it's the constant layer of leaves etc. that give the nutrients. Once you slash and burn the trees, crops grow well for a couple of seasons and then start to die, necessitating more slashing and burning (I think, it was a long time since I did geography).
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby ciaran54 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:32 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
ciaran54 wrote:'Obviously, one solution is to burn the entire Amazon rainforest, and turn this rich and fertile place into the world's pantry.'

Except of course that rainforest soils tend to actually be quite poor for growing crops, it's the constant layer of leaves etc. that give the nutrients. Once you slash and burn the trees, crops grow well for a couple of seasons and then start to die, necessitating more slashing and burning (I think, it was a long time since I did geography).


i didn't write it, it was in 'The World according to Clarkson', so what did you expect

anyways

page 50 sentance 5
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- At least if i die doing something i love, I'll never live to regret it

- Why does everyone have to have an opinion on a glass of water? It's half a glass of water and that's good enough for me.

- No one ever reads this, do they? (except ham nox, for some reason)
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:09 am

I can't find any sentances, but I did find some sentences.

We drank a little beer and talked about the mysteries of life.


pg 49, sentence 4
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby ciaran54 » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:18 am

'We don't want Dixon of Dock Green to be replaced by the FBI.'

page 97 sentence 2
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:15 am

"Babies with PKU must take special formula that provides calories and essential nutrients, and children qith the condition must adhere to a very limited diet."

p.103, sentence 3.
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:27 am

Noon saw the travellers reaching the southern limit of Wold Fell.

Page 74 sentence 6.
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:28 am

"They evaluate various hypotheses regarding the phylogenic position of other fossil taxa that are advanced in other chapters of this book."

p. 233, sentence 4.
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby black bart » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:31 am

...Julien turned to Anne and said, 'my word you are a Tiger Anne'...Timmy woofed in approval.

Page 56 sentence 8
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Ham Nox » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:38 pm

They were twenty minutes away, bringing extra boards and screaming for revenge.

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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Edd » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:34 pm

Good Lord, what madness rules in brain-sick men, When for so slight and frivolous a cause Such factious emulations shall arise!--

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