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TwistedSister wrote:His stong, rough hands, touching all of her secret places, caressing, fondling, stroking, made her long for so much more.
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(I made that sentence up)
You don't have any books?!

OK, I'm not much better. I'm in the office/spare bedroom (the only room with air-cooling) and the nearest book (out of about a hundred; I know, pathetic. But I am only here temporarily) is the top one of a pile of Pokémon books a young overnight guest was reading and my last two quotes were from 'Psyduck Ducks Out'. How was I to know that random sentences suggested by strangers would turn out to be… well, so rude?
