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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:44 am

Canadians (but I like them...apart from Celine Dion)

A Canukistan of...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:33 am

Sprouts.

A ring-binder of
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby KMill » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:11 am

...boffins. A dollop of...
Poor Satan. He'll come for my soul, but he'll leave empty handed.

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby ciaran54 » Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:02 pm

...Words outside my vocabulary. A book of...
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- At least if i die doing something i love, I'll never live to regret it

- Why does everyone have to have an opinion on a glass of water? It's half a glass of water and that's good enough for me.

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:44 pm

porn. A website of . . .
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby KMill » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:54 pm

...porn?! An explosion of...
Poor Satan. He'll come for my soul, but he'll leave empty handed.

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:55 pm

porn. A bomb of . . .
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:29 am

Bananas.

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Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:54 pm

…amiable drunks (why did you have to remind me? Now I'm going to get all nostalgic).

A late-night-opening of…

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby KMill » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:05 pm

...legs. A wishing tree of...
Poor Satan. He'll come for my soul, but he'll leave empty handed.

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby TwistedSister » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:07 pm

sardine cans.

A newly sprung bunch of....
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:24 pm

…spring onions. A newly sprouted stalk of…

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby KMill » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:24 pm

...bints. A garbage load of...
Poor Satan. He'll come for my soul, but he'll leave empty handed.

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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:10 pm

produce bound for the Rangeley IGA. A vomiting of....
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:46 pm

...frat boys. A hazing of ...
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