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Re: Catch!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:13 pm

Cookies? I love cookies!

*tosses my homework at the next poster because I don't really feel like reading 50 pages of Humean ethics*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:35 am

^ Ahrrrrr.......Readin' learned papers a speciality o' mine...
*I cross out the the wrong bits, and pencil in me own notes.*

Leaves one short paragraphs headed "Effin' Effics according to Uther!"

* Throw Effin' Effics... to next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:13 am

_____/\__/\__/\_ ...mommy... where did the bright light go?
Marvels of modern medicine... they put me back together with a pair of wooden legs the pride of any Pirate.

Reading Uther's abridged, Reader's Digest version of "Effin' Effics" I notice he has unwittingly deciphered the location of Paradise on Earth. I set up residence, hire security to keep Uther out and hang "Uffer's Effics" on the dunny wall for the next poster to use...
Send lawyers, guns and money...

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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:46 am

I use the effics and throw the now stinky thunderbox at the next poster.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:36 pm

Narrowly avoid Tigger's thunderbox as the potent gases inside spontaneously ignite and launch it into space. I take a photo of the "UFO" [Unidentified Flying Outhouse] on my phone and send it to the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby farfalla » Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:28 pm

* sell's picture to tabloids who print it with the headline

"ALIENS INVADING Australia from the little known Fartula Nebulea"

take money and purchase Iphone and pitch ancient Nokia with unread texts and ignored messages to...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:16 pm

Phone contains fafalla's album of compromising photos featuring FSM ppl
*Find several blackmail candidates*

*Throw ransom demands note to next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:32 am

Sorry Mate... that's not me in farfalla's hot-tub as I wasn't around here at the time. However I did notice 'someone' at the window in the photo you sent me...
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Leaves the peeping tomcat's punishment up to next poster...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:22 pm

Ahrrr......That be one o' me crew!

*Did not mean to include my private collection of farfalla pics* :blush:

*Click NEXT to view folder "Ravi Oli and BaaBaaRah"*
(I am sure you do not want (for instance) picture: "Wombat Joins in" made public)

*Throws Increased Ransom demands to next post.*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:50 am

Ahhh BaaBaarah and her singing twin Ba Ba Ba Ba Babara Ann.... Uther's 'kissing cousins'.
Rember now meeting Uther and the girls at The National Sheep Dog Trials... going for a drink after... and then nothing till waking up alone two days later. So that's what happened. This chant just popped into my head...
Bah... Ram... Ewe...
Bah... Ram... Ewe...
To your breed, your fleece, your stock be true.
Sheep be true.

...does it mean anything to anyone?

Pays Uther and passes what USED to be my favorite slippers to next poster...

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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:03 am

Unfortunately for Uther, Wombat has joined most of the Aussie wildlife as a road casualty.

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Wearing the tasteful slippers, I throw increasingly accurate road signs at the next poster.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:19 am

Our Cane Toads [feral] which we all try and run over are bigger than wombats!
Reminds Tigger as an 'onorary Aussie-in-residence that we love our native wildlife here...
...passes complimentary sample packs of Emu and Kangaroo steaks to next poster...
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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:15 am

sizzle...they go luverly with thee shrimps...good onya...

throws a cane toad road kill frisbee at the next poster.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:54 am

Catches Bart's roadkill... it's about as stuffed as these fine Bufo marinus specimen...
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More useful gifts for someone who has everything...

Remembers young bro used to smoke the skins... rolls and lights up, inhales deeply and passes to next poster...
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Re: Catch!

Postby farfalla » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:28 am

thankee from a yankee, Ravi ----

enhale... choke, gagg :drunk:
remembering other interesting inhales

in memory grab a banana and throw the peel....
~~~~~~/\~~~~~~

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