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Uther
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:10 pm

Charming!!
(You should eat more fibre)

I throw a new roll of toilet paper to the next poster

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Pythonist
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Re: Catch!

Postby Pythonist » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:17 pm

I get bored and turn myself into a mummy to scare local children.

*throws a scared, very-hairy baby at the next poster*

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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:30 pm

* I change baby's diaper, and put him down for a nap*

*Throw the soiled diaper to next poster*

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Re: Catch!

Postby Pythonist » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:33 pm

Thanks! I've been looking for something to add a bit of spice to my meat sauce!

*Throws a suspect smelling spaghetti bolognaise at the next poster*

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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:46 pm

Yum yum... chunky bits!

*Throw the empty plate at the next poster*

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Re: Catch!

Postby justmetoo » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:45 pm

I wash the plate and put it away.




Throws the wet dish rag at the next poster.

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Uther
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:08 pm

Damn! My turn to swab th' deck! :bummer:


* I polish the ship's brass bell and throw it at the next poster*

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Re: Catch!

Postby gannstboy » Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:09 am

i put it over the next poster's head and bang on it repeatedly, sending them on their not-so-merry way with a splitting headache

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Uther
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:51 pm

"The bells...the bells... Esmeralda...."

I throw the Hunchback of Notre Dame at the next poster.

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Ubi Dubius
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:30 pm

"Hmmm." I disappear into my garage with the Hunchback and appear days later with my old car, the VW Hatchback of Notre Dame. I drive it at the next poster.

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Uther
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:18 pm

*Thanks for the lift, Matey*

*As Ubi Dubius drives us away.... I empty the contents of his car ashtray out the window at the next poster*

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TwistedSister
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Re: Catch!

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:27 pm

Hmmm, assorted gum wrappers, a condom and a motel key.

I toss Ubi's suspected guilt at the next person to deal with.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:56 pm

Hmmm.... A key to a prepaid Motel room.. but only ONE condom... choices, choices... who to invite...?

Throw the gum wrappers at next poster.

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pieces o'nine
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Re: Catch!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:17 pm

I summon the PoP to throw the Dagger of Time at the next poster.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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farfalla
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Re: Catch!

Postby farfalla » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:33 am

picking up dagger and use to slay time -

scoop up the bleeding hours and throw them to next poster
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