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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:10 am

Life's too short for people to bother with our beloved discussion pages...it's very quiet at the moment. Quality not quantity.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:33 pm

Life is too short not to return to Venganza for what... the fourth time is it now? I'll try to make it a bit more permanent this time :P
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Julius Aurora » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:01 am

Life is too short not to agree with the above post. Love you guys :love:

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:44 pm

Life is too short to let this thread die.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:55 pm

Life is too short to not be naughty. :lech:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:41 pm

Life is too short for ^ not to visit London. :lech:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:48 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:Life is too short for ^ not to visit London. :lech:


Well, I do have to agree to that, but I would have to learn the language first before I go. :idiot:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:56 pm

Don't bother with London, it's a dump. Come to Hereford.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:15 pm

DavidH wrote:Don't bother with London, it's a dump. Come to Hereford and take a dump in the fields, everyone else does.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:45 pm

^ :moon:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:45 am

Life's too short not to wear a Coonskin hat and shout 'Hot Diggity!'
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:43 am

Life is too short to wear hats that look like you're a victim of reintarnation.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH » Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:47 am

In my part of the world, life would be very short for anyone in a coonskin hat. The local hunt would set the hounds on it, if somebody didn't shoot it first. :haha:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:36 am

Life is too short for undiagnosed neurological disorders.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:15 pm

Life is too sho--
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