Life is too short for . . .
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- black bart
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Life's too short for people to bother with our beloved discussion pages...it's very quiet at the moment. Quality not quantity.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life is too short not to return to Venganza for what... the fourth time is it now? I'll try to make it a bit more permanent this time :P
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
- Julius Aurora
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Life is too short not to agree with the above post. Love you guys



1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Life is too short to let this thread die.
Get your bake on. 

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Life is too short to not be naughty. 

Get your bake on. 

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Life is too short for ^ not to visit London. 

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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Roland Deschain wrote:Life is too short for ^ not to visit London.
Well, I do have to agree to that, but I would have to learn the language first before I go.

I know I've used that lame joke before
Life is too short to not renew my passport.
added that so Roy doesn't ban me again
Get your bake on. 

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Don't bother with London, it's a dump. Come to Hereford.
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DavidH wrote:Don't bother with London, it's a dump. Come to Hereford and take a dump in the fields, everyone else does.
Fixed senor

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- black bart
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Life's too short not to wear a Coonskin hat and shout 'Hot Diggity!'
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Life is too short to wear hats that look like you're a victim of reintarnation.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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In my part of the world, life would be very short for anyone in a coonskin hat. The local hunt would set the hounds on it, if somebody didn't shoot it first. 

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Life is too short for undiagnosed neurological disorders.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Life is too sho--
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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