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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:50 pm

I'm glad you're back, Ham Nox, but I'm not sticking oatmeal down my pants.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:01 am

Hooray, dear ole Ham is back! :lurk: :bounce:

Ham Nox wrote:Life is too short to stick oatmeal down your pants.


Fixed that for you, Ham.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:25 am

Ham who?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:10 am

:stupid:

Where have you been Ham?! Missed you… :cry:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:48 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote::stupid:

Where have you been Ham?! Missed you… :cry:


Ham, Bacon?...have we suddenly gone veggie or something?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:16 am

Nice to see Ham came back, even if she's got this weird thing for oatmeal. :bounce:
Just hope it's not cooked oatmeal...........
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby gronank » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:48 pm

cooked oatmeal, you mean home made napalm? I'm a scout, I have experience with such things.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:56 am

In your pants??? :confused:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:58 am

^^ They need insulation up there in the frozen north. :haha:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:35 am

:lol:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:53 am

Life's too short for buying new underpants.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby gronank » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:18 am

TwistedSister wrote:In your pants??? :confused:

I'm a sea scout. Scout means "eating oatmeal" and sea means "in small boats". Imagine cooking oatmeal for too many hungry shipmates in a galley that is too small on a sea that rolls far too much. The experience is ... interesting.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:11 pm

:barf:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:06 am

Bloody landlubbers...you ave a woman's oatmeal...I'll wager that oatmeal has never been used to seal up a leak in Nef Yoo's Underpants!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:37 am

Quite right. For that one uses oakum and tar, as for other leaks in the bilge.
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