
Life is too short for . . .
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
I'm glad you're back, Ham Nox, but I'm not sticking oatmeal down my pants.


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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Hooray, dear ole Ham is back!
Fixed that for you, Ham.


Ham Nox wrote:Life is too short to stick oatmeal down your pants.
Fixed that for you, Ham.
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Ham who?
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Tigger_the_Wing wrote::stupid:
Where have you been Ham?! Missed you…
Ham, Bacon?...have we suddenly gone veggie or something?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Nice to see Ham came back, even if she's got this weird thing for oatmeal.
Just hope it's not cooked oatmeal...........

Just hope it's not cooked oatmeal...........
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
cooked oatmeal, you mean home made napalm? I'm a scout, I have experience with such things.
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In your pants??? 

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Re: Life is too short for . . .
^^ They need insulation up there in the frozen north. 

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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life's too short for buying new underpants.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
TwistedSister wrote:In your pants???
I'm a sea scout. Scout means "eating oatmeal" and sea means "in small boats". Imagine cooking oatmeal for too many hungry shipmates in a galley that is too small on a sea that rolls far too much. The experience is ... interesting.
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Bloody landlubbers...you ave a woman's oatmeal...I'll wager that oatmeal has never been used to seal up a leak in Nef Yoo's Underpants!
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Quite right. For that one uses oakum and tar, as for other leaks in the bilge.
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