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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther » Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:11 am

Life is too short. Since you speak from experience I'll take your advice.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:17 am

Life is to short for tall people. We keep hitting our heads on the future.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:31 pm

Life is too short. I need to chain smoke with a cigarette in each hand and learn to type with my nose.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:02 am

Life's too short to decide between Rich Text, Text, HTML and all that cobblers.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:00 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:It's true - check it out. (Life is too short to read this shit, btw.)

It started off so promisingly, pointing out everything I would have said, and then went right into the deep end of the crazy pool :haha:

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:57 pm

Life is too short to follow every link that is posted.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:37 pm

Life is too short to wonder what I'd do for the rest of my life if Harry Potter eradicates death. (Fanfic: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.)

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:46 pm

Life is too short to spend time reading the book. Wait for the movie.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:53 pm

Life is too short to spend gaping at Uther in incredulity.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:08 pm

Life is too short. Give Uther a hug.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Pythonist » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:35 pm

Life is too short to give hugs to dead cat remains...

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:47 pm

Life is too short... take today off work.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Julius Aurora » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:58 pm

Life is too short for . . . . Thread Necromancy.

But we do it anyway.
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:53 pm

:stupid: :lol:

Life is too short to stay in when it is lovely weather* for a bike ride! Image

Bye!


*Pouring down.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:59 am

Life is too short not to stick oatmeal down your pants.
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
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~*L'Nox ti notve*~


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