Life is too short for . . .

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon May 11, 2009 1:07 pm

So when's the "first annual international FSM orgy"?

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister » Mon May 11, 2009 1:11 pm

It happened an hour ago. We are so sorry you missed it.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon May 11, 2009 1:13 pm

TwistedSister wrote:It happened an hour ago. We are so sorry you missed it.


I'm not sorry he missed it.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon May 11, 2009 1:20 pm

Why? Isnt the point of an orgy kind of "the more the merrier"?

And TS...a one hour orgy? Yawn.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Sentinel » Mon May 11, 2009 1:23 pm

life is too short for being tired of it, said someone to me. My original statement was that life is too long to enjoy it. Who can claim that s/he is enjoying life more then s/he did in his/her childhood?

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon » Mon May 11, 2009 1:23 pm

i guess you weren't at the orgy either
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon May 11, 2009 6:46 pm

Sentinel wrote:life is too short for being tired of it, said someone to me. My original statement was that life is too long to enjoy it. Who can claim that s/he is enjoying life more then s/he did in his/her childhood?


I have generally enjoyed my adult life much more than my childhood. Right now, maybe not. The period of my life when I enjoyed life the most was probably law school and the summer studying for the bar exam. I had a tremendous amount of control, a reasonably low level of responsibility, Ubi Dubium and I could do most of the things we wanted to do. We didn't have a lot of money, but we had enough to not worry about it (she worked, we saved while I was in the Army and I had educational benefits, I had a small inheritance). 2003-2005 were really good too. My practice was going well, I had time to volunteer at my daughter's school (teaching chess to 2nd graders), the kids stopped needing around the clock attention and we could actually have conversations with them!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Sentinel » Tue May 12, 2009 4:20 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:
Sentinel wrote:life is too short for being tired of it, said someone to me. My original statement was that life is too long to enjoy it. Who can claim that s/he is enjoying life more then s/he did in his/her childhood?


I have generally enjoyed my adult life much more than my childhood. Right now, maybe not. The period of my life when I enjoyed life the most was probably law school and the summer studying for the bar exam. I had a tremendous amount of control, a reasonably low level of responsibility, Ubi Dubium and I could do most of the things we wanted to do. We didn't have a lot of money, but we had enough to not worry about it (she worked, we saved while I was in the Army and I had educational benefits, I had a small inheritance). 2003-2005 were really good too. My practice was going well, I had time to volunteer at my daughter's school (teaching chess to 2nd graders), the kids stopped needing around the clock attention and we could actually have conversations with them!


Hats off to you then.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon » Tue May 12, 2009 8:56 am

I enjoy life more now than in childhood because there is so much more I can do now than when I was a child. While being a child you have less responsibilities, you also have less control over your own life. Also, as we age we gain more experience and knowledge about the world around us which allows to enjoy a wider variety activities.

It is my belief that one should not constantly look back at the past and regret what is lost, but instead look forward to the future in anticipation of what new experiences are ahead.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu May 14, 2009 1:52 pm

"They're smart these kids. WAY smarter than we give them credit for. You know how i know? I have never seen even one child with a full time job and children. They're sharp!"

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Sentinel » Sun May 17, 2009 4:23 am

bacon wrote:I enjoy life more now than in childhood because there is so much more I can do now than when I was a child. While being a child you have less responsibilities, you also have less control over your own life. Also, as we age we gain more experience and knowledge about the world around us which allows to enjoy a wider variety activities.


I believe it's a question of how much rather than how many.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sun May 17, 2009 9:16 pm

a difference in kind...
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon May 18, 2009 2:51 pm

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Yer oll doo a wunner-fool job. Hi his lerrrnin frum yer good ex-ham-pull.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed May 20, 2009 2:23 pm

Life is too short for not throwing rocks at the ex....
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby FaithfulPirate42 » Fri May 22, 2009 4:10 am

You mean you CAN keep your dignity intact? There's a trick I never learned...


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