Complete the sentence, "Life is too short for . . ." This got started in the Random Motivation topic. "Life is too short for traffic."
Life is too short for overcooked pasta.
Life is too short for . . .
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Ubi Dubius
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Life is too short for . . .
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Loife be too short to be obsessin' o'er ice creme .
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Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life is too short to cook with Kingsford or any other "briquette".
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Life is too short for high school reunions.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Rainswept
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LITSF lying and dishonesty. You only get one life, hard to fathom faking it.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
rrrr lif be 2 shurt rrr
but ye all kin yoos me boostar seet an den ye all be jyintz rrrr
but ye all kin yoos me boostar seet an den ye all be jyintz rrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Rainswept wrote:LITSF lying and dishonesty. You only get one life, hard to fathom faking it.
Apparently life is too short to type out "life is too short".
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
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"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
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Life is too short to let idiots get you down.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Rainswept
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:rrrr lif be 2 shurt rrr
He seems very worried that RRR will die young...
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Life is too short for dealing with other people.
Life is too short for mayflies.
Life is too short for the healthy, and too long for the bedridden patient with an excruciatingly painful terminal disease eating away their flesh.
Life is too short for mayflies.
Life is too short for the healthy, and too long for the bedridden patient with an excruciatingly painful terminal disease eating away their flesh.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Rainswept
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Life is too short for dealing with other people.
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Life is too short for the healthy, and too long for the bedridden patient with an excruciatingly painful terminal disease eating away their flesh.
LITSF melodrama
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life is too short for orange juice from concentrate.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
loif be toooo shurt fer ta be sad alla toim
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i comane ye ta be happeee an ave ICE CREEEEEEM !
oar maybee sum cake fank ye plez.
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i comane ye ta be happeee an ave ICE CREEEEEEM !
oar maybee sum cake fank ye plez.
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Life is too short for fussing and fighting, my friend.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life is too short to spend your time worrying and stressing about things you cannot influence.
Life is to short not to enjoy it as much as possible.
Life is too short to argue.
Life is too short not to appreciate it wherever you find it.
Life is to short not to enjoy it as much as possible.
Life is too short to argue.
Life is too short not to appreciate it wherever you find it.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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