The Ancient Art of Cowardice...Fight-Avoidance Techniques

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Re: The Ancient Art of Cowardice...Fight-Avoidance Techniques

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:11 pm

daftbeaker wrote:More to the point, is that Nef Yoo paying a visit to Ken's bus? (minus his Jyint Hatte of course) :haha:

Jack stole the hat, that's why Nef Yoo's trying to get up the nerve to attack.

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Re: The Ancient Art of Cowardice...Fight-Avoidance Techniques

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:03 pm

no fair !
da chickin tri ta et me !
wen i fine me jyint hat an me cutliss i gunna run dat chickin fru !

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Re: The Ancient Art of Cowardice...Fight-Avoidance Technique

Postby ken worley » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:44 am

Eendje wrote:The "I don't see you, so you can't see me" trick:

as soon as you see a battle-axed mainiac running towards you, quickly pick up a stick with one or two leaves on it, and hold it in front of your face. The assailant will think you're a rosebush and go away.

This ancient piece of common practice has, as have many, been corrupted by christianity for their doctrine. Where originally, people picked up a branched twig to pretend being a cactus, the church has deformed the twig into a cross, and corrupted it's meaning. Just remember that, whenever you see someone holding up a little model cross and claiming to "ward off evil", they're actually pretending to be a stingy plant.

Remember to:
Snort a goodly amount of toilet duck beforehand to bolster courage, and to trigger a surge of epinephrine, but mainly as a secret weapon which can be strenuously expelled from the nostrils, into the eyes and mouth of your abuser....It may help you to avoid being pummeled too mercilessly.
(check vicinity for "lambs" first, though...xians, being meek, and often fruitful beyond my reckoning, may provide numerous chilren to use as battleaxe deflectors)

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Re: The Ancient Art of Cowardice...Fight-Avoidance Technique

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:54 am

Simply wear a bright yellow Dayglo vest or jacket and hold an optional clip board...this renders you invisible in almost all circumstances.

The clip board can be used as a weapon as a last resort.
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Re: The Ancient Art of Cowardice...Fight-Avoidance Technique

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:58 pm

Woohoo! Ken's back! :bounce:

(Must have been mentioning his name three times in another thread…)

Another trick for invisibility:

Be old. Mumbling to oneself adds an extra layer of impenetrability.

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