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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:15 am

I have a 94% accurate use of English. I can also comprehend and utalize proper sentence structure. :moon:
In brightest day
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
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Re: I can top that....

Postby gronank » Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:59 pm

I can type with colours that has good contrast against the background
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:35 am

:scientist: I will have deamed the necessity of signify the tense of any english word, as opsolete tomorrow. :scientist:
(This is what hope 4 wen buy not made Yhu Essuh Ayy tings)
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire

About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL

YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.

R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:22 am

will have, would have, might have, could have....

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:18 pm

I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today.
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In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire

About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL

YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.

R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Re: I can top that....

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:01 pm

Chuck Norris has his elves make me presents for Christmas, because once upon a time Santa forgot to give me a present. He didn't do it twice.
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Re: I can top that....

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